Because my opinions are better than yours
This is kind of nuts, but, as you can see below, the World Cup winners have been oddly symmetrical when graphed. Therefore, Germany must win when they take on a talented Spanish team on Wednesday…and then go on to beat the other winner in the finals on Sunday. Why? Because this graph says so, and the internet never lies.
Wow, our country is retarded: Half of Americans Surveyed Think the United States Will Win the World Cup [via The Sports Section]
Argentinian team doctor Donato Villami told reporters that:
“The players will be able to have sex during the World Cup in South Africa, but with regular partners and without champagne or other drinks.”
He continued:
“Sex is part of everybody’s social life and it’s not a problem in itself. Problems arise with the excesses: all the extras, a non-regular partner or in hours reserved for rest.”
Watch the production process of the official game ball for the 2010 World Cup:
[via Kottke]
