Hey, neither numbers nor the internet lie: 31,427 Women Signed Up to Cheat After Mothers Day
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Some people just know how to make stuff that I want on my blog; this “Problem Comparison between Tiger Woods & Jay-Z” would fall into that category:
The nerve of some women:
During the fifth inning of tonight’s whooping of the Nationals, Jayson Werth got underneath a 2-0 pitch from Garrett Mock and sent it straight up in the air headed towards the 300 level just above the CSN broadcast booth. A gentleman who was sitting up in those seats quickly realized he had a shot at the ball, so he stood up, leaned over the railing, and to the delight of the crowd, made an impressive catch. And being the good father that he is, he then handed the ball over to his daughter, who immediately turned around and tossed the ball back over the rail and into the Diamond Club behind home plate.
…Thus creating what is easily the funniest fan-unintentionally-throws-baseball-back-onto-field instance in sports history.
Just absurdly badass: Ovechkin on sex before games, Russian vs. U.S. women [via Puck Daddy]
Your Onion selections for the day: Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t Every Woman I’ve Ever Slept With and/or Houston Rockets Catch Tracy McGrady Masturbating To Tape Of His 41-Point Performance
This shit is funny as hell, I think. The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender. Equisitely titled “On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls,” try to do your best to follow along, but don’t be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here. Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity:
II. Statement and classical proof of result
Theorem. Girls are evil
Proof. It is axiomic in all cultures that girls require both time and money, and any man with either a deficiency in available “quality time” or “disposable income” knows that this a joint-proportion, whence:
girls = time * money
Similarly, it is has been proved that “time is money” , whence
time = money
girls = (money)2
We also know that “money is the root of all evil” , whence
money = √evil
Substituting again yields
girls = (√evil)2
Squaring on the right-hand side of the equation yields…
girls = evil
establishing the result. Q.E.D.
I miss proofs. I also miss the 20 minutes I just spent writing this post.
20 Pictures Of the Hottest Phillies Fans Who Would Have Been Great To Celebrate With That Night: Hey, c’mon, it’s Phillies-related… [via Uncoached]
Not quite appropriate for my website, but when it’s Phillies-related, it’s always appropriate: Cole Hamels stunning wife Heidi Strobel
The biggest breasts in England (still iffy on whether to actually recommend looking at this one or not…but now you have to)