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01.05.09

A Mathematical Proof of the Evilness of Girls Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Websites that are Better than Mine | Comments
This shit is funny as hell, I think. The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender. Equisitely titled "On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls," try to do your best to follow along, but don't be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here. Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity: II. Statement and classical proof of result Theorem. Girls are evil Proof. It is axiomic in ...

Tagged: arguments, beauty, bitches, dime pieces, evil, Girls, hos, skanks, sluts, tricks, whores, women
12.18.08

Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot Sideblog | Comments
Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot [via Buzzfeed]

Tagged: gspot, no idea what this is, sex, vagine, women
11.04.08

20 Pictures Of the Hottest Phillies Fans Who Would Have Been Great To Celebrate With Last Night | Sideblog | Comments
20 Pictures Of the Hottest Phillies Fans Who Would Have Been Great To Celebrate With That Night: Hey, c'mon, it's Phillies-related... [via Uncoached]

Tagged: fans, Hot, not my bag, Philadelphia, Phillies, Philly, women
11.03.08

Cole Hamels stunning wife Heidi Strobel Sideblog | Comments
Not quite appropriate for my website, but when it's Phillies-related, it's always appropriate: Cole Hamels stunning wife Heidi Strobel

Tagged: boobs, cole hamels, marriage, Phillies, wives, women
10.31.08

The Biggest Breasts in England Sideblog | Comments
The biggest breasts in England (still iffy on whether to actually recommend looking at this one or not...but now you have to)

Tagged: boobs, breasts, england, naked, women, yummy
07.10.08

Social Commentary for the Day Learning, Life, Pictures, Shitty Posting | Comments
The Differences between Men and Women "Friends with Benefits" Prospectus Drug Usage By Country Thought-provoking? No. Interesting? Hardly. Required a minimal amount of effort to put together? You bet! Now, please place all your comments below; and not too fast or else the servers might explode. Thanks.

Tagged: boring, farts, lame, men, picture, shitass, society, women
06.14.08

Read This to Ruin Your Day Fancy Tickling, Funny, Learning, Life | Comments
Well, the word "preference" can be interpreted in a lot of ways.......right? And, in case you're wondering, no, I didn't make this myself just to humiliate you; it is from our good friends over at the penis-size debate forum. By all means go over there and argue your case, but here's a little taste of what you'll be getting yourself into: In the last few years penis size has become one of the most talked about topics on the web. The main questions on everybody's mind are "Is penis size important to women?" and "How do I compare?" Many men ...

Tagged: bad for jews, balls, Charts, genitalia, Penis, size, women