David Blaine's latest stunt could 'make him blind' - dumbass
I can't believe these actually exist, and they're freaking awesome: The 20 Most Incredible Desert Oases
the anti-theft lunch bag - awesome
The new E-Trade baby-trading-stocks ad is unbelievable, just another in this series of commercials which have been some of the funniest ads I've seen in a while - watch them all here
Pretty darn interesting, if not way over my head: The prescient politics of The Big Lebowski
Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She's Currently In [via The Onion]
Really funny site, at least for someone who is extremely immature like me: Twitter is Penis
DeSean Jacksons End Zone Brainfartery Will Be Overlooked - For Now [via Deadspin]