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As an early Valentine’s Day present to you, my faithful eight readers, here is an important current event about a 12-year-old in California who recently found a candy heart that said “Nice Tits!”:

Nice Tits Heart

A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine’s Day candy.

“I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”

Her parents were stunned at what they saw.

“Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.

Man, the last line of that article is just amazing.

[via Gawker & KCRA]

George Carlin

From Jerry Seinfeld’s New York Times Op-Ed on George Carlin published on Tuesday, two days after Carlin’s unfortunate death:

His performing voice, even laced with profanity, always sounded as if he were trying to amuse a child. It was like the naughtiest, most fun grown-up you ever met was reading you a bedtime story.

The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

A classic video of Carlin performing this bit, which will probably go down, at least in the case of my generation, as his most famous:

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Carlin’s Stance on Religion

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter.

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