The Archives
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12.29.09The Best Stories EverThe Top 10 Stories of the Last 4.5 Billion Years [via The Onion]
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11.17.09They Stay the Same Age…"College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School" [via The Onion]
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06.30.0995 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family – The Onion95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family [via The Onion]
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03.18.09Onion Selections for the Day: Used Women and Tracy Uses TowelsYour Onion selections for the day: Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't Every Woman I've Ever Slept With and/or Houston Rockets Catch Tracy McGrady Masturbating To Tape Of His 41-Point Performance
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03.07.09Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of PresidencyObama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency [via The Onion] mad funny
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03.02.09CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years | The Onion – America’s Finest News SourceCIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years [via The Onion]
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02.23.09Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com | The Onion – America’s Finest News SourceSean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com (because we all know what asshole took the "Best Actor" award from a deserving other tonight...) - [via The Onion]
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02.09.09Annoying Stickler Insists On Every Detail Of Space Mission Being Exactly Right | The Onion – America’s Finest News SourceAnnoying Stickler Insists On Every Detail Of Space Mission Being Exactly Right [via The Onion]
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01.22.09Bush Dies Peacefully In His SleepBush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep [via The Onion]
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12.28.08Sporting Humor: Barry Bonds still has baseball in sightsBarry Bonds still has baseball in sights: "I'm not retiring" (FYI: not an Onion-story, it's just that funny)
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12.26.08Holy Shit – Man Walks on Fucking Moon!Happy Holidays and shit from Blogbdon! Now, as something I've been saving/had lost for a little bit now, here is my present to "all of you," albeit a full day or so late (remember: I'm Jewish): Either click on the article above or peep here for a closer (i.e. legible) look at this landmark in journalistic history. [From The Onion's "Our Dumb Century"]
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12.18.08It’s Okay, I’m Attractive | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source"It's Okay, I'm Attractive" [via The Onion]
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- Detailed Plans for Potential Last Person on Earth Scenario
March 12, 2010 | 11:59 pmEasily one of the more interesting things I’ve read in a long time: If you became the last person on Earth, what would you do? This particular commenter has a plan down to a T, including four or five different phases and everything. Well worth the read. [via Kottke obv]
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March 11, 2010 | 9:58 amStreet Names For Drugs Your Kids Are Taking [via Whim Quarterly]
- Club Bans Jersey Shore Clothes?
March 6, 2010 | 8:58 pmAwesome (even though f them for making fun of the best show ever): Club in New Orleans Bans Jersey Shore Clothes
Republic nightclub in New Orleans has a sign on the door that reads, “If it’s on Jersey Shore it’s not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions.”
[via Vulture]
- Stupid Article
February 23, 2010 | 3:32 pm10 Reasons Why Michael Jordan Shouldn’t Own An NBA Team [via theBVX.com]
- How to Suck at Facebook
February 18, 2010 | 6:41 pmPretty funny…and dead on - How to Suck at Facebook [via The Oatmeal]
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February 16, 2010 | 7:03 pm - Lil Wayne Added To “We Are The World” Remake
February 2, 2010 | 10:01 pmNot exactly sure how this is gonna be pulled off, but the updated version, recorded yesterday, also includes Jay-Z, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, LL Cool J, Swizz Beatz, T-Pain, Wyclef Jean, Will.I.Am, Busta Rhymes, Kid Cudi, Drake, Nipsey Hussle and Bizzy Bone [via Rap Radar]
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January 29, 2010 | 11:59 pm - Dick Towel Pushing the Boundaries
January 29, 2010 | 7:50 pmIt’s about damn time: Dick Towel finally multi-racial!
- “Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet”
January 27, 2010 | 3:03 pmMiddle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
[via The Onion]
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News on the Champs- Fourteen Players Re-Assigned to Minor League Camp March 13, 2010
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- Create the Caption March 13, 2010
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- Some early numbers March 13, 2010
- Moyer Foundation Looking for Donations to Help Haiti March 12, 2010
- Taking a stab at the opening day roster March 13, 2010
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