If you follow the Phillies or even baseball at all, you might be a little perplexed after reading the title of this post; you might also just be reading this because I told you to. Either way, your confusion is warranted. Jimmy has been having, it has seemed, a pedestrian season, at best, even by his own lofty standards, and I thought such a statement was accurate until a couple of days ago. Now, I haven’t been following his season at-bat to at-bat, but I guess I must have missed a recent hot-streak by the shortstop because I was somewhat surprised to see Jimmy’s stats as of a few days ago, as calculated by Comcast SportsNet and reported during his at-bat against the Nationals on Tuesday:
Now I’m no Woody Paige, but I believe those 737 homers would be some sort of record for a season…yet LeDouche still seems to steal the headlines from more deserving (and even record-shattering) athletes. So the moral of this post is: fuck LeDouche James. And don’t worry, Jimmy, Blogbdon’s got you.
TODAY’S (UNBIASED) “LEDOUCHE JAMES” LINKS:
LeBron James, race and the NBA (see? unbiased)
[via The Fightins]