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As an early Valentine’s Day present to you, my faithful eight readers, here is an important current event about a 12-year-old in California who recently found a candy heart that said “Nice Tits!”:

Nice Tits Heart

A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine’s Day candy.

“I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”

Her parents were stunned at what they saw.

“Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.

Man, the last line of that article is just amazing.

[via Gawker & KCRA]

Happy Holidays and shit from Blogbdon!

Now, as something I’ve been saving/had lost for a little bit now, here is my present to “all of you,” albeit a full day or so late (remember: I’m Jewish):

Holy Shit Man Walks on Fucking Moon - The Onion

Either click on the article above or peep here for a closer (i.e. legible) look at this landmark in journalistic history.

[From The Onion’s “Our Dumb Century”]

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