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An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Makes me want to move to England like right now.  And draw an 80 foot penis.

[via BBC Newsbeat & Simon & Fen]

BEFORE:


AFTER:

Baby Sans Penis-Back

          If you’re confused right now, that’s ok; having spent the past 15 minutes gloating over how clever the title to this post is (especially when Perez Hilton‘s attempt at a “clever” title to the same story was “Baby Got (Penis) Back“…..WEAK), common sense dictates that I should probably go ahead and explain what these pictures of babies with and without penises on their backs are all about.  But allow me to ask you this, fair reader: does it really matter with a post title as awesome as this one?

       However, since I can’t really afford to lose any readers to a post that ends with a poor attempt at humor and an annoying rhetorical question, here’s the requisite penis-on-baby’s-back explanation:

        Born in China with a rare disease called fetus in fetu, this youngster came equipped with a second penis on his back (see “BEFORE” picture above).  After three hours of surgery doctors say the baby will be just fine, having successfully reduced the number of penises on his back to zero (see “AFTER” picture above).  Still no word, however, on whether the baby actually wants his “penis-back, penis-back, penis-back,” or if it was just another stroke of genius by Blogbdon.

Well, the word “preference” can be interpreted in a lot of ways…….right?

And, in case you’re wondering, no, I didn’t make this myself just to humiliate you; it is from our good friends over at the penis-size debate forum.  By all means go over there and argue your case, but here’s a little taste of what you’ll be getting yourself into:

In the last few years penis size has become one of the most talked about topics on the web. The main questions on everybody’s mind are “Is penis size important to women?” and “How do I compare?”
       Many men feel insecure about their masculinity, because they think that people often judge it by the size of their penis. The bigger a bone he carries the bigger a man he feels. That’s just the way most men feel deep inside. Penis size is a topic that touches men in such a fundamental and primal way, that most of them just cringe when it is brought to discussion.
       As a result, men keep their feelings and insecurities deeply hidden inside and suffer away in quiet desperation. In contrast, women usually talk openly to each other about sexual issues.

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