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Do I even really need to write anything else?  This is just so awesome:

This mugshot was taken shortly after 18-year-old Art Taylor ate a baggie filled with “white powder” while being pulled over for not using a turn signal. Looks like he’s having a lot of fun.

Here’s some more details about what happened before this awesomely awesome picture was taken:

Framingham – A Framingham teenager fought with officers Tuesday as they tried to prevent him from swallowing a bag of what appeared to be cocaine, police said. Art Taylor, 18, swallowed the small bag but was arrested on several other charges after police pulled him over on Union Avenue at 8:35 p.m., police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said. Members of the street crimes unit patrolling Franklin Street saw a car turn onto Pearl Street without signaling. They stopped the car on nearby Union Avenue, but when they spoke to Taylor, he refused to give them his license or registration, Brandolini said. “He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” Brandolini said. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth.” An officer tried to stop him, but Taylor kept pushing his arm away. The officers dragged Taylor from the car, and he started fighting with them in the middle of the road. By the time officers handcuffed him, Taylor had swallowed the bag, Brandolini said.  Police used a dog to search the car for other drugs, but nothing was found. Taylor, of 624 Hollis St., was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and refusing to give police his license and registration. He was also cited for not using a turn signal.

[via Buzzfeed]

This video is pure gold…absolutely, piss-your-pants hysterical/unbelievable:

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UPDATE (6/2): New link to the video that will stay up there for good…unless this woman seeks out the server.

[via Amanda]

Assuming you’ve seen Mean Girls, which, if you haven’t, is one of the better comedies of the last ten years (and I’m neither gay nor joking), then the following video “mashing up” the movie’s dialogue with scenes and characters from the most famous animated Disney movies is absolutely amazing.

[N]othing could have prepared us for the brilliantly high-brow concept of taking everyone’s favorite perfect princesses and turning them into our millennium’s version of Heathers.

[via URLesque]

The new Lonely Island (by way of Andy Samberg) & Justin Timberlake musical collaboration aired on last night’s SNL, and the result, as usual, is awesome.  It’s called “Motherlover,” and, in a tribute to Mother’s Day, it is incredibly crude – but in a hysterical way.  This stuff really never gets old to me, and my respect for Timberlake just keeps on going up and up in what I hope will remain a completely heterosexual way.  Enjoy, and don’t forget to send this one to your mom:


[via Hulu]

Sacha Baron Cohen‘s new movie Bruno, also known as Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt, comes out July 10th, and the first trailer has finally surfaced.  I would wait until you got home to watch this one:

[via FILMdetail]

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