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Meet the Samsung DualView TL225 - Yet another example of technology making the world a better place, this time for the girl who goes out at night and ends up taking 1,000 pictures of herself and her BFF from an arm’s length away, lens pointed towards them, a.k.a. all girls:

Samsung LCD(get it? there’s a screen on the FRONT too, so you can take those perfect pictures of yourself every single time)

[via Book of Joe and Samsung]

This shit is funny as hell, I think.  The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender.  Equisitely titled “On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls,” try to do your best to follow along, but don’t be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here.  Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity: 


II. Statement and classical proof of result


Theorem. Girls are evil


Proof.   It is axiomic in all cultures that girls require both time and money, and any man with either a deficiency in available “quality time” or “disposable income” knows that this a joint-proportion, whence:

girls = time * money

Similarly, it is has been proved that “time is money” [1], whence

time = money

Substitution yields

girls = (money)2

We also know that “money is the root of all evil” [2], whence

money = √evil

Substituting again yields

girls = (√evil)2

Squaring on the right-hand side of the equation yields…

girls = evil

establishing the result. Q.E.D.

I miss proofs.  I also miss the 20 minutes I just spent writing this post.

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