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01.29.10

“Sopranos” x “Where the Wild Things Are” Mash-Up is Amazing Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Videos | View Comments
I don't need to say anything, just enjoy: [via The Awl]

Tagged: cursing, Funny, james gandolfini, the sopranos, weird animals saying the word fuck is funny as shit, where the wild things are
12.01.09

Ok, I Finally Respect Urlacher Sideposts | View Comments
Just an awesome article on Brian Urlacher's struggles with a sideline role [via Yahoo! Sports]

Tagged: blond women, brian urlacher, chicago bears, cursing, Football, injuries, sidelines, whatever we still woulda taken your ass last week even with you in the lineup shitass
11.27.09

How To Cook A Fucking Steak Fancy Tickling, Funny, Learning, Life | View Comments
I have no idea why I think things like this are funny, but I do. And the problem is that whether you think it's funny or not, you're screwed, because you're so bored right now that you've ended up at brandonblattner.com, the self-appointed "Dorians of the Internet:" you're here because you have nowhere else to go, and even though you don't quite want to go back to work just yet, it's starting to look a little more appealing the more you look around. Well, guess what? I think the fucking steak article is funny. And guess what else? I ...

Tagged: beef, butter, cursing, finger, genius, how to cook a fucking steak, meat, steak, vegans, when i laugh you laugh bitch, writing
11.19.09

Cursing at Children! Sideposts | View Comments
Jon Ronson on "Telling My Son the Worst Swearword in the World" [via The Guardian]

Tagged: cunt, curse words, cursing, fuck, i can say anything on my blog so i'm awesome, swearing
08.18.09

The Complete Transcript of Quentin Tarantino’s Speech at Last Night’s Inglourious Basterds Premiere Fancy Tickling, Funny, Movies | View Comments
"So, are you ready to see some Basterds?" [Mild applause] "I said, are you ready to ready to see some Basterds fuck up some Nazis?" [Louder applause] "Yeah, motherfucker!" [throws microphone on the floor] Just pretty freaking badass. BONUS: From another article on Vulture, here are Tarantino's 20 favorite movies of the past seventeen years (in alphabetical order, no less) (or watch the video here): Anything Else (2003) Audition (1999) Battle Royale (2000) The Blade (1995) Boogie Nights (1997) Dazed and Confused (1993) Dogville (2003) Fight Club (1999) Friday (1995) The Host (2006) The Insider (1999) Joint Security Area (2000) Lost in Translation (2003) The Matrix (1999) Memories of Murder (2003) Shaun of the Dead (2004) Speed (1994) Supercop (1992) Team America: ...

Tagged: cursing, Funny, inglourious basterds, Movies, nazis, quentin tarantino, why i'll see this shit regardless of any negative reviews
04.11.09

New Lonely Island Video – “I’m the Boss” Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hip-Hop, Videos | View Comments
On point, as always, but this time with Seth Rogan and cursing:

Tagged: Awesome, cursing, dirty, Funny, I'm the boss, just the shit, lonely island, Music, video
03.12.09

Bobby Knight Finally Swears On-Air Sideposts | View Comments
Bobby Knight Finally Swears On-Air [via Awful Announcing]

Tagged: announcer, awful announcing, bobby knight, cursing, dirty shit like mouths, Sporting, Sports, swearing
07.17.08

Chase’s Dirty Little Mouth Fancy Tickling, Funny, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
(you can order the above shirt here, courtesy of the consistently-awesome The700Level) An explanation courtesy of the fantastic The700Level piece: Chase's Four Letter Fall Out: Upon viewing Chase being introduced live at Yankee stadium, I was rather shocked to hear my favorite baseball player get booed. You don't boo Chase Utley. It wasn't until people commenting on this site pointed it out to us that we realized Chase Utley dropped an F-bomb in reaction to the boos. "Boo? F*ck you," Chase quipped to fellow second basemen Dan Uggla as the cameras rolled and caught every syllable. More importantly, here is the awesome video: If you couldn't ...

Tagged: 700level, Awesome, Baseball, Chase Utley, cursing, fuck the mets, Phillies, Philly, Sports