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As an early Valentine’s Day present to you, my faithful eight readers, here is an important current event about a 12-year-old in California who recently found a candy heart that said “Nice Tits!”:

Nice Tits Heart

A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine’s Day candy.

“I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”

Her parents were stunned at what they saw.

“Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.

Man, the last line of that article is just amazing.

[via Gawker & KCRA]

Now I believe the title to be a BIT misleading, as I don’t think you necessarily should know these 15 things…but they remain 15 interesting things about breasts certainly won’t hurt you to know, but, more importantly, will also give you an excuse to look at cartoon-drawn pictures of boobs at work and then just say that you’re learning:

 

Also, definitely click on this picture to zoom in…

[via Online Schools]

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Via The Onion:

The Office of the Plastic Surgeon General doing
cosmetic surgery—headed by a presidential appointee tasked with monitoring the national aesthetic, alerting the public to any small flaws, and offering a wide range of affordable, noninvasive laser resurfacing options—first addressed the countrywide plague of undersized breasts in the mid-1980s by demanding that manufacturers of A- through C-cup bras place large warning labels on their products informing female consumers of the potential risk of having deficient bosoms. Since taking the position in 2001, Dr. Saddler has continued these education efforts, launching several ad campaigns and personally reaching out to women all across the nation. “The undersized breasts problem in the United States has reached crisis level,” Saddler said during a press conference held at the National Centers for Rhinoplasty and Microdermabrasion. “Unless they receive immediate cosmetic treatment, millions of women in this country will lose the attention of their male acquaintances completely, and some may never be able to land husbands or, if they are somehow already married, keep their husbands’ interest.”

And one can never forget the all-important self-test:

A woman who suspects that she may have this condition can verify it with an extremely quick, normally painless test,” said Saddler, later adding that symptoms such as a fluid, natural movement of the bosom or any breast shape other than a perfectly round, rock-hard grapefruit should also serve as definitive warning signs. “It’s as simple as consulting a trained professional such as a strip-club bouncer or licensed drywaller to assess your personal risk.”

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