This shit is funny as hell, I think. The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender. Equisitely titled “On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls,” try to do your best to follow along, but don’t be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here. Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity:
II. Statement and classical proof of result
Theorem. Girls are evil
Proof. It is axiomic in all cultures that girls require both time and money, and any man with either a deficiency in available “quality time” or “disposable income” knows that this a joint-proportion, whence:
girls = time * money
Similarly, it is has been proved that “time is money” , whence
time = money
girls = (money)2
We also know that “money is the root of all evil” , whence
money = √evil
Substituting again yields
girls = (√evil)2
Squaring on the right-hand side of the equation yields…
girls = evil
establishing the result. Q.E.D.
I miss proofs. I also miss the 20 minutes I just spent writing this post.