BREAKING: Popeye Admits To Spinach Use
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Popeye: Drug-Taker
From The Awl:
The Associated Press
NEW YORK
Popeye finally came clean Monday, admitting he used spinach when he delivered a savage and unlikely beating to romantic rival Bluto in 1998. Popeye said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used spinach on and off for nearly a decade.
"I wish I had never touched spinach," Popeye said in a statement. "It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach era."
Popeye also used broccoli, a person close to Popeye said, speaking on condition of anonymity ...
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