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03.06.10

Club Bans Jersey Shore Clothes? Sideposts | View Comments
Awesome (even though f them for making fun of the best show ever): Club in New Orleans Bans Jersey Shore Clothes Republic nightclub in New Orleans has a sign on the door that reads, "If it's on Jersey Shore it's not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions." [via Vulture]

Tagged: Awesome, clothes, cool, Funny, i miss the situation, jersey shore, new orleans, style and shit
03.05.10

New OK Go Music Video is Greatest Video of All Time Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Videos, YouTube | View Comments
Ok, first off, I'll admit that I am certainly one to use hyperbole on occasion (e.g. the post below this one), but if you don't agree with the title of this post then you are just a shitass. Now, you may have heard of OK Go, and, if so, the reason you have is probably the only reason I've heard of them as well: their incredible video for "Here it Goes Again," that bomb-ass video where they all dance/skate on treadmills synchronized with the music, etc (refresh your memory below). Well that video has officially been moved down to ...

Tagged: Awesome, here it goes again, inventions and shit are better than treadmills and shit, music video, ok go, this too shall pass, treadmills
02.04.10

Hockey + Coldplay = Filmmaking Brilliance Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Life, Sporting | View Comments
This guy must be the coolest person ever, and, in the process, he's created what must easily be the greatest time-lapsed documentary on building an ice rink in your backyard set to Coldplay's "Clocks" ever produced. In all seriousness, though, this is amazing...for some reason: Every year I enjoy making this rink in my backyard to play hockey on. This year I thought it would be a neat idea to make a time lapse of the process of getting the rink put together. While starting to play hockey in kindergarten I would always use the pool in my ...

Tagged: Amazing, Awesome, clocks, coldplay, hockey, ice rink, time-lapse, who thought hockey could be so damn awesome
01.29.10

Dick Towel Pushing the Boundaries Sideposts | View Comments
It's about damn time: Dick Towel finally multi-racial!

Tagged: Awesome, dick towel, dicks, Funny, it's always sunny in philadelphia, nice i need one, towels
01.12.10

BREAKING: Popeye Admits To Spinach Use Fancy Tickling, Funny, Life, Sporting | View Comments
Popeye: Drug-Taker From The Awl: The Associated Press NEW YORK Popeye finally came clean Monday, admitting he used spinach when he delivered a savage and unlikely beating to romantic rival Bluto in 1998. Popeye said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used spinach on and off for nearly a decade. "I wish I had never touched spinach," Popeye said in a statement. "It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach era." Popeye also used broccoli, a person close to Popeye said, speaking on condition of anonymity ...

Tagged: allegories, Awesome, Baseball, cartoons, confessions, drug abuse, metaphors, popeye, popeye is supposed to represent mark mcgwire taking steroids through a literary mechanism that is funny but the name of which i don't know exactly, spinach, steroids
01.04.10

The Best Mixtapes of 2009 Sideposts | View Comments
Top 10 Mixtapes Of 2009 [via Benz and a Backpack]

Tagged: 2009, Awesome, drakes was the best one either way, Hip-Hop, lists, mixtapes, Music, Rap
11.18.09

“It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Life | View Comments
Just brilliant writing, and this is just an excerpt: "I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I'm about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it's gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There's a nip ...

Tagged: Amazing, autumn, Awesome, brilliance, Funny, mcsweeny's, people much smarter and better than me, writing
11.10.09

Why You Should Read My Blog Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Learning, Movies | View Comments
Because I find awesome shit like this. Now guess the movie: And the rest are that awesome too. Check them out here at Paul Rogers. And if you don't know the answer, you suck.

Tagged: Awesome, best movie of all time, guess this movie, no clues for you, Pictures
11.07.09

“We Are Douchebags” (Video) Fancy Tickling, Funny, Life, Videos | View Comments
Just classic, I can't even pick my favorite part: [via Elitaste]

Tagged: Awesome, beer pong, bluetooth headsets, douchebags, Funny, popped collars, pure brilliance, spiked hair, video, we are douchebags
09.21.09

Hova the Youngster Sideposts | View Comments
Jay-Z’s First Ever Appearance on a Record (he's 16 here!) [via KevinNottingham]

Tagged: Awesome, download, Hip-Hop, Hova, Jay-Z, minimal, Music, youngsters
09.08.09

Manuel Finally Blows His Top Sideposts | View Comments
Charlie Manuel, after today's demoralizing loss clinched a four-game sweep at the hands of the Houston Astros: "(Expletive) the last couple years. Last year is dead and gone. We play for today.” [via phillieszone twitter]

Tagged: about fucking time someone woke up around here..., Awesome, Baseball, chahlie, charlie manuel, mlb, philadelphia phillies, Philly, WFC
09.03.09

Fina-Fuckingly! Sideposts | View Comments
Breaking News: September 25 for MMS on the iPhone [via TUAW]

Tagged: Apple, Awesome, breaking news, iPhone, it's about fucking time, M&M's

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