I mean, it kind of has to be with these kinds of rules in place: The workers assembling your next iPhone now have to promise not to kill themselves (seriously) [via Download Squad]
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Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
[via The Onion]
Metaphorically, at least:
Apple Places Order for 100 Million 8Gb Flash Chips – will most likely be used “for the new iPhone that’s been all but confirmed as due this June” since they “can be combined by Apple into larger configurations of 16GB and 32GB sizes, which is what most are expecting from the new iPhone models. For those still skeptical about the new iPhone’s imminent launch, the same thing happened last year around this time before the release of the iPhone 3G, except that time the order was only half the size. Which doesn’t mean Apple is planning on producing double the launch units, but that those units will almost definitely have double the storage capacity.” [via TheAppleBlog]
Ouch, new iPod Shuffle touted as “the worst iPod the company has ever released” [via iPod Lounge]
With the MacWorld Expo just around the corner (June 5), the rumor mill is already heating up; at the forefront is Techcrunch‘s prediction that Apple Will Launch a Large Form iPod Touch in the Fall of 2009 (pic included)
This week in the Onion: “Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy,” “Bin Laden’s Mother Worried Sick“ and the story of the week: ”26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving“