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		<title>New OK Go Music Video is Greatest Video of All Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ok, first off, I'll admit that I am certainly one to use hyperbole on occasion (e.g. <a href="http://brandonblattner.com/2010/03/02/greatest-tweet-of-all-time-american-pastime-edition/"> the post below this one</a>), but if you don't agree with the title of this post then you are just a shitass.  Now, you may have heard of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Go">OK Go</a>, and, if so, the reason you have is probably the only reason I've heard of them as well: their<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"> incredible video for "Here it Goes Again,"</a> that bomb-ass video where they all dance/skate on treadmills synchronized with the music, etc (refresh your memory below).  Well that video has officially been moved down to #2 on the list of greatest music videos of all time (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvNJE4FFPP8">Michael Jackson's "Jam" video featuring Michael Jordan</a> notwithstanding) to make room for OK Go's most recent effort, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w">the video for "This Too Shall Pass,"</a> which somehow outdoes their previous effort with the most amazing spectacle of Rube Goldberg-like shit I've ever seen (and that includes <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">Ethan's favorite Honda commercial</a>, which is bomb also, but not quite as awesome):</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Relatively interesting <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&#38;f=most-viewed-24h10">backstory from Vulture</a> that mentions <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a> too:</p>
<blockquote><p>A few weeks back, OK Go lead singer Damien Kulash made an impassioned plea to his record label in the op-ed section of the New York Times to please, please, PLEASE allow bloggers and other unsavory social-media types to embed their YouTube music videos. You see, the label had shortsightedly disabled the embed feature that made the band popular in the first place, which Kulash effectively argued was limiting the band's appeal and revenue-generating ability. Well, coincidentally enough, the band just so happens to have a new(ish) LP out and, what do you know, today they released a brand-new video! And guess what? After taking a beating in the court of public opinion, their record label caved and now this newly minted "controversial" video that you're about to see will be embedded on thousands of websites within the next twelve hours or so. Controversy aside, the band has actually done the impossible and managed to top their groundbreaking "Here It Goes Again" by developing what will no doubt go down in history as the mother of all Rube Goldberg contraptions. On top of that, we're fairly certain that this video's majesty will inspire Hollywood to start fast-tracking a Mouse Trap feature film by week's end.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU">OK Go - "Here it Goes Again"</a></p>
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<p>[va i<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&#38;f=most-viewed-24h10">Vulture</a>]</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, first off, I&#8217;ll admit that I am certainly one to use hyperbole on occasion (e.g. <a href="http://brandonblattner.com/2010/03/02/greatest-tweet-of-all-time-american-pastime-edition/"> the post below this one</a>), but if you don&#8217;t agree with the title of this post then you are just a shitass.  Now, you may have heard of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Go"><span class="caps">OK</span> Go</a>, and, if so, the reason you have is probably the only reason I&#8217;ve heard of them as well: their<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"> incredible video for &#8220;Here it Goes Again,&#8221;</a> that bomb-ass video where they all dance/skate on treadmills synchronized with the music, etc (refresh your memory below).  Well that video has officially been moved down to #2 on the list of greatest music videos of all time (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvNJE4FFPP8">Michael Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Jam&#8221; video featuring Michael Jordan</a> notwithstanding) to make room for <span class="caps">OK</span> Go&#8217;s most recent effort, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w">the video for &#8220;This Too Shall Pass,&#8221;</a> which somehow outdoes their previous effort with the most amazing spectacle of Rube Goldberg-like shit I&#8217;ve ever seen (and that includes <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">Ethan&#8217;s favorite Honda commercial</a>, which is bomb also, but not quite as&nbsp;awesome):</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Relatively interesting <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&amp;f=most-viewed-24h10">backstory from Vulture</a> that mentions <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a>&nbsp;too:</p>
<blockquote><p>A few weeks back, <span class="caps">OK</span> Go lead singer Damien Kulash made an impassioned plea to his record label in the op-ed section of the New York Times to please, please, <span class="caps">PLEASE</span> allow bloggers and other unsavory social-media types to embed their YouTube music videos. You see, the label had shortsightedly disabled the embed feature that made the band popular in the first place, which Kulash effectively argued was limiting the band&#8217;s appeal and revenue-generating ability. Well, coincidentally enough, the band just so happens to have a new(ish) <span class="caps">LP</span> out and, what do you know, today they released a brand-new video! And guess what? After taking a beating in the court of public opinion, their record label caved and now this newly minted &#8220;controversial&#8221; video that you&#8217;re about to see will be embedded on thousands of websites within the next twelve hours or so. Controversy aside, the band has actually done the impossible and managed to top their groundbreaking &#8220;Here It Goes Again&#8221; by developing what will no doubt go down in history as the mother of all Rube Goldberg contraptions. On top of that, we&#8217;re fairly certain that this video&#8217;s majesty will inspire Hollywood to start fast-tracking a Mouse Trap feature film by week&#8217;s&nbsp;end.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"><span class="caps">OK</span> Go - &#8220;Here it Goes&nbsp;Again&#8221;</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&amp;f=most-viewed-24h10">Vulture</a>]</p>
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		<title>First-Person Perspective of Horrific Bus Crash (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is an <a title="Bus Crashes into Cars on Highway - YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UReNC4opOA" target="_blank">absolutely horrific video of a bus crashing into about 20 cars on the highway</a>, seen through the security camera mounted on the front of the bus and then replayed from separate cameras mounted near the side-view mirrors on either side, the views from which are even wilder than the first:</p>

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<p style="text-align: left;">Crazy shit.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/first-person-perspective-of-a-bus-crash">Kottke</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an <a title="Bus Crashes into Cars on Highway - YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UReNC4opOA" target="_blank">absolutely horrific video of a bus crashing into about 20 cars on the highway</a>, seen through the security camera mounted on the front of the bus and then replayed from separate cameras mounted near the side-view mirrors on either side, the views from which are even wilder than the&nbsp;first:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Crazy&nbsp;shit.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/first-person-perspective-of-a-bus-crash">Kottke</a>]</p>
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		<title>Am I Lame For Liking This Song?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I think so, but whatever:</p>

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<h3 style="text-align: center;"><strong>Justin Bieber - Baby (feat. Ludacris)</strong></h3>

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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2010/02/19/justin-bieber-mike-waxx-baby-f-ludacris-video/">2dopeboyz</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think so, but&nbsp;whatever:</p>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><strong>Justin Bieber - Baby (feat.&nbsp;Ludacris)</strong></h3>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2010/02/19/justin-bieber-mike-waxx-baby-f-ludacris-video/">2dopeboyz</a>]</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Busting a Nut on Your Pillow&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aziz452.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4886" title="Aziz Hip-Hop Mixtape" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aziz452.jpg" alt="" width="452" height="488" /></a></p>

<p>That is the tagline for comedian <a title="Aziz Ansari - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Ansari" target="_blank">Aziz Ansari's</a> (<em><a title="Parks and Recreation - ABC (i think)" href="http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/" target="_blank">Parks and Recreation</a></em>, <a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">the fruit stand guy in </a><em><a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">Flight of the Conchords</a></em>) upcoming hip-hop mixtape, co-produced by <a title="Dave Sitek - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Andrew_Sitek" target="_blank">TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek</a> and featuring his alter-ego <a title="Laughyourdickoff.com" href="http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/" target="_blank">"Raaaaaaaandy,"</a> (FYI: yes, that does link to laughyourdickoff.com, but, no, it is not a porn site; it is Raaaaaaaaandy's site) the stand-up comedian character played by Ansari in <a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Judd Apatow's </a><em><a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Funny People</a></em>.  Here was <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/274724734/dave-sitek-and-i-are-working-on-a-mixtape">his announcement of the mixtape</a> on <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">his blog</a> in December:</p>

<blockquote><p>Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:  1. Y’all ain’t ready.  2. Motherfuckers need to know.  3. Get yo’ shit.</p></blockquote>

<p>Maybe it's just me, but I think he's funny as shit. And yes, I realize that this is the same humor that Lonely Island tackled with <a title="&#34;I'm on a Boat&#34; - Hulu" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/56632/saturday-night-live-digital-short-im-on-a-boat" target="_blank">"I'm on a Boat,"</a> but, guess what, <a title="Blogbdon - &#34;I'm On a Boat&#34; (video)" href="http://brandonblattner.com/2009/02/10/the-lonely-island-im-on-a-boat-ft-t-pain-video/" target="_blank">I loved "I'm on a Boat" too</a>.</p>

<p>Today, he released <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/396608666/raaaaaaaaandy-mixtape-update-heres-an-update-on">an update on the mixtape</a>, announcing that they need to "push that shit back," and this is where you can really see the potential of this collaboration (and, yes, <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">that's really him spinning</a>):</p>

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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">Aziz is Bored</a> &#38; <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">Pitchfork</a>]</p>]]></description>
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<p>That is the tagline for comedian <a title="Aziz Ansari - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Ansari" target="_blank">Aziz Ansari&#8217;s</a> (<em><a title="Parks and Recreation - ABC (i think)" href="http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/" target="_blank">Parks and Recreation</a></em>, <a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">the fruit stand guy in </a><em><a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">Flight of the Conchords</a></em>) upcoming hip-hop mixtape, co-produced by <a title="Dave Sitek - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Andrew_Sitek" target="_blank"><span class="caps">TV</span> on the Radio&#8217;s Dave Sitek</a> and featuring his alter-ego <a title="Laughyourdickoff.com" href="http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/" target="_blank">&#8220;Raaaaaaaandy,&#8221;</a> (<span class="caps">FYI</span>: yes, that does link to laughyourdickoff.com, but, no, it is not a porn site; it is Raaaaaaaaandy&#8217;s site) the stand-up comedian character played by Ansari in <a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Judd Apatow&#8217;s </a><em><a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Funny People</a></em>.  Here was <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/274724734/dave-sitek-and-i-are-working-on-a-mixtape">his announcement of the mixtape</a> on <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">his blog</a> in&nbsp;December:</p>
<blockquote><p>Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:  1. Y’all ain’t ready.  2. Motherfuckers need to know.  3. Get yo’&nbsp;shit.</p>
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<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just me, but I think he&#8217;s funny as shit. And yes, I realize that this is the same humor that Lonely Island tackled with <a title="&quot;I'm on a Boat&quot; - Hulu" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/56632/saturday-night-live-digital-short-im-on-a-boat" target="_blank">&#8220;I&#8217;m on a Boat,&#8221;</a> but, guess what, <a title="Blogbdon - &quot;I'm On a Boat&quot; (video)" href="http://brandonblattner.com/2009/02/10/the-lonely-island-im-on-a-boat-ft-t-pain-video/" target="_blank">I loved &#8220;I&#8217;m on a Boat&#8221;&nbsp;too</a>.</p>
<p>Today, he released <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/396608666/raaaaaaaaandy-mixtape-update-heres-an-update-on">an update on the mixtape</a>, announcing that they need to &#8220;push that shit back,&#8221; and this is where you can really see the potential of this collaboration (and, yes, <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">that&#8217;s really him&nbsp;spinning</a>):</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">Aziz is Bored</a> <span class="amp">&amp;</span>&nbsp;<a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">Pitchfork</a>]</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Sopranos&#8221; x &#8220;Where the Wild Things Are&#8221; Mash-Up is Amazing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't need to say anything, just enjoy:
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/his-mother-called-him-ugatz-and-he-was-sent-to-bed-without-any-gabbagool">The Awl</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t need to say anything, just&nbsp;enjoy:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qtVsI0OFpp4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qtVsI0OFpp4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/his-mother-called-him-ugatz-and-he-was-sent-to-bed-without-any-gabbagool">The&nbsp;Awl</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kids Reenact MTV&#8217;s &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://fuckyeahjerseyshore.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tumblr_kw3ir5FfOB1qzga0mo1_400.gif" alt="The Situation Being the Coolest Person Ever" /></a></p>
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I don't know if it's humanly possible, but <a href="http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html">this video</a> might even be better than <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml">the show itself</a>:
<p style="text-align: center;"><object id="bbg_player" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="370" height="220" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="data" value="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="never" /><param name="src" value="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" /><embed id="bbg_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="370" height="220" src="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" data="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027"></embed></object>

Obviously, I'm kidding...<a href="http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/jersey_shore_best_show_ever/">nothing is better than the show itself</a>.  Well, maybe like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033467/">"Citizen Kane"</a> or something like that, but you'd have to put up pretty much a perfect argument on Kane's behalf because <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/10/jersey-shore-girl-punched_n_388203.html">this stuff</a> is pure poetry.

If you agree, I'd also recommend <a href="http://fuckyeahjerseyshore.tumblr.com/">FUCK YEAH, JERSEY SHORE</a> and then proceed to say goodbye to a solid hour of your life.

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/35627">dlisted</a>]</p>
Because it never gets old, here's Snickers getting punched in the face one more time:

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<p>I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s humanly possible, but <a href="http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html">this video</a> might even be better than <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml">the show&nbsp;itself</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object id="bbg_player" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="370" height="220" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="data" value="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="never" /><param name="src" value="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" /><embed id="bbg_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="370" height="220" src="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" data="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4022027"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p>Obviously, I&#8217;m kidding&#8230;<a href="http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/jersey_shore_best_show_ever/">nothing is better than the show itself</a>.  Well, maybe like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033467/">&#8220;Citizen Kane&#8221;</a> or something like that, but you&#8217;d have to put up pretty much a perfect argument on Kane&#8217;s behalf because <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/10/jersey-shore-girl-punched_n_388203.html">this stuff</a> is pure&nbsp;poetry.</p>
<p>If you agree, I&#8217;d also recommend <a href="http://fuckyeahjerseyshore.tumblr.com/"><span class="caps">FUCK</span> <span class="caps">YEAH</span>, <span class="caps">JERSEY</span> <span class="caps">SHORE</span></a> and then proceed to say goodbye to a solid hour of your&nbsp;life.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/35627">dlisted</a>]</p>
<p>Finally, because it never gets old, here&#8217;s Snickers getting punched in the face one more&nbsp;time:</p>
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		<title>Bomb Ass Honda Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">one of the bombest</a> (yes it's a word, <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bombest">look it up</a>) commercials I've seen in a long time.   Called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cog_%28advert%29">"The Cog"</a>, it actually turns out that the commercial is over six years old and originally aired in the U.K. in three separate pieces due to its length.   I assume that this is a slight nod to the old cartoons of <a href="http://www.rubegoldberg.com/">Rube Goldberg</a>, but then again I might be the only person in the world that remembers <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a>. Regardless, it's pretty damn impressive:
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<p style="text-align: right;">[thanks E-man]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">one of the bombest</a> (yes it&#8217;s a word, <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bombest">look it up</a>) commercials I&#8217;ve seen in a long time.   Called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cog_%28advert%29">&#8220;The Cog&#8221;</a>, it actually turns out that the commercial is over six years old and originally aired in the <span class="caps">U.K.</span> in three separate pieces due to its length.   I assume that this is a slight nod to the old cartoons of <a href="http://www.rubegoldberg.com/">Rube Goldberg</a>, but then again I might be the only person in the world that remembers <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a>. Regardless, it&#8217;s pretty damn&nbsp;impressive:</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[thanks&nbsp;E-man]</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Play &#8220;Guess That Director&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The game is "Guess that Director," and since <a href="http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06180.html"> the 0 degree weather in Copenhagen </a>doesn't exactly lend itself to games, I'm just going to give you one hint: <a href="http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/127473/detail/"> the motherfucker loves explosions </a>.  No?  Ok, well it's <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michael+bay"> Michael Bay </a>, and it seems as though <a href="http://blogs.dailyrecord.co.uk/webeditor/2009/12/michael-bay-blows-things-up-be.html"> Victoria's Secret has decided to shift their marketing campaign towards subtle, inside-film-joke humor</a>, as they have allowed Bay to direct one of their new ads in what must be one of the funniest commercials ever produced.  As per usual, Bay stays true to form, disregarding his subject matter and shoving in hard rock and bombs:
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.likecool.com/Victorias_Secret_Commercial_By_Michael_Bay_HD--Video--Gear.html?utm_source=feedburner&#38;utm_medium=email&#38;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Likecool+%28Likecool-gadget+and+design+magazine%29">LikeCool</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The game is &#8220;Guess that Director,&#8221; and since <a href="http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06180.html"> the 0 degree weather in Copenhagen </a>doesn&#8217;t exactly lend itself to games, I&#8217;m just going to give you one hint: <a href="http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/127473/detail/"> the motherfucker loves explosions </a>.  No?  Ok, well it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michael+bay"> Michael Bay </a>, and it seems as though <a href="http://blogs.dailyrecord.co.uk/webeditor/2009/12/michael-bay-blows-things-up-be.html"> Victoria&#8217;s Secret has decided to shift their marketing campaign towards subtle, inside-film-joke humor</a>, as they have allowed Bay to direct one of their new ads in what must be one of the funniest commercials ever produced.  As per usual, Bay stays true to form, disregarding his subject matter and shoving in hard rock and&nbsp;bombs:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNScRM_NzLI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNScRM_NzLI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://www.likecool.com/Victorias_Secret_Commercial_By_Michael_Bay_HD--Video--Gear.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Likecool+%28Likecool-gadget+and+design+magazine%29">LikeCool</a>]</p>
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		<title>Neil Young Sings Fresh Prince</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I&#8217;ve tried to watch Jimmy Fallon do &#8220;Late Night,&#8221; it&#8217;s turned into me changing the channel and swearing to never watch it again due to his otherworldly awkwardness in front of the camera.  Now, the following is not quite enough to change my stance, but it is certainly a&#160;start:

F&#8217;ing&#160;brilliant.
[via Late Night with Jimmy&#160;Fallon]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I&#8217;ve tried to watch<a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/"> Jimmy Fallon do &#8220;Late Night,&#8221;</a> it&#8217;s turned into me changing the channel and swearing to never watch it again due to his otherworldly awkwardness in front of the camera.  Now, <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/11/neil-young-sings-the-fresh-prince-theme-song/">the following</a> is not quite enough to change my stance, but it is certainly a&nbsp;start:</p>
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<p>F&#8217;ing&nbsp;brilliant.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/11/neil-young-sings-the-fresh-prince-theme-song/">Late Night with Jimmy&nbsp;Fallon</a>]</p>
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		<title>&#8220;The Golden Age of Video&#8221; (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k">This thing</a> is just amazing.  I put it on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/brandonblattner">my Facebook account</a> last week and, while I don't think that putting it on my blog will actually result in any more people watching it, I'm going to do it anyway.  Highly recommended; just check it out:
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&#38;hl=en&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&#38;hl=en&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via (where else?) <a href="http://kottke.org/09/11/video-mixtape">Kottke</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k">This thing</a> is just amazing.  I put it on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/brandonblattner">my Facebook account</a> last week and, while I don&#8217;t think that putting it on my blog will actually result in any more people watching it, I&#8217;m going to do it anyway.  Highly recommended; just check it&nbsp;out:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DFM140rju4k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via (where else?)&nbsp;<a href="http://kottke.org/09/11/video-mixtape">Kottke</a>]</p>
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