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Sporting

10.03.09

The Mystery Behind Chick-Fil-A’s Sunday Closings Finally Revealed Fancy Tickling, Funny, Pictures, Sporting | View Comments
This is funny because I've ALWAYS wondered why I couldn't get my waffle fries on Sundays, and, finally, in this diarrhea of a season that these shitty teams collectively call the NFL, such an obvious explanation only now makes such perfect (and obvious) sense... NOTE: Some ridiculous site, going by the stupid-ass name of "Wikipedia," is claiming that Chik-Fil-A's Sunday-closings are, get this, attributed to its founder's devout religious beliefs: Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Southern Baptist who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company's official ...
09.29.09

An Etymological Venn Diagram of Baseball Team Names Fancy Tickling, Learning, Sporting | View Comments
Sometimes you just gotta trust Blogbdon that it's gonna be awesome... [via (the amazing) Flip Flop Fly Ball]
09.23.09

Forever: More Than a Video Hip-Hop, Hot Shit, MJ, Sporting | View Comments
The biggest hip-hop song of the year, "Forever," by Drake, Kanye, Lil' Wayne & Eminem, gets the biggest hip-hop video of the year (directed by Hype Williams, of course) on what, I think, is going to be the biggest surprise film of the year, "More Than a Game," the documentary that chronicles LeBron Douche and his four douche friends from middle school to superstardom, assembled from the thousands of hours of home video that someone just happened to record over those years. While the film's success will remain uncertain until it is released on October 9th, even if it turns out ...
09.18.09

Today’s Proof that Michael Jordan is God Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, MJ, Sporting | View Comments
In case you needed any more: [via Elitaste]
09.17.09

Could This Be the Sickest Dunk Ever? Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Sporting, Videos | View Comments
I know a lot of people might argue many others, most notably Vince's ridiculous dunk contest in 2000, but this is pretty absurd: [via Elitaste]
09.16.09

Biggest Bitch Ever! Fancy Tickling, Funny, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
The nerve of some women: During the fifth inning of tonight’s whooping of the Nationals, Jayson Werth got underneath a 2-0 pitch from Garrett Mock and sent it straight up in the air headed towards the 300 level just above the CSN broadcast booth. A gentleman who was sitting up in those seats quickly realized he had a shot at the ball, so he stood up, leaned over the railing, and to the delight of the crowd, made an impressive catch. And being the good father that he is, he then handed the ball over to his daughter, who immediately turned ...
08.15.09

2009 Phillies’ Facial Hair Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
Even though I wish "Eric Bruntlett" and the "2009 Phillies" didn't have to be in the same picture, it's still really awesome: Buy your own copy here! [via The Fightins]
08.13.09

Watching a Phillies Game from a Smoker’s Perspective Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
Yet another reason the World Fucking Champion Philadelphia Phillies are the greatest team of all time: they tolerate and accommodate people of all kinds...even smokers. (Click to enlage, as always) [via (the FANTASTIC) Flip Flop Fly Ball]
07.22.09

There is a God: Video of LeBron James Getting Dunked On Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Sporting, Videos | View Comments
Wow, I'm the happiest person ever: Now the basketball world can finally see the footage: NBA MVP LeBron James getting dunked on by a college player. On Wednesday, TMZ.com and ebaumnation.com released different versions of the much-anticipated video of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on James last month at Nike's LeBron James Skills Academy at the University of Akron. The TMZ footage, presumably shot via a cell phone and looking about as steady as the San Andreas Fault, shows Crawford dunking over James in the middle of a pickup game. The footage from ebaumnation.com (above), which is higher quality and includes better audio, was shot from ...
06.30.09

Joe Buck Takes it in the Ass on His First Show Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Sporting | View Comments
First off, if you don't think that Joe Buck sucks, you probably won't appreciate this. Secondly, Joe Buck is an asshole. Thirdly, Joe Buck's new TV show, HBO's Joe Buck Live, debuted on June 15th and was described the following day on NBC Los Angeles as "a trainwreck." The below footage of the episode is some of the most amazing TV I've ever seen, as Buck's show is, literally, hijacked by comedian Artie Lange, who, seemingly, for no apparent reason, decides to just lay into Buck for about 15 minutes straight. Hard. Now, I have to admit, before I saw ...
06.24.09

Iverson Makes Successful Return to Hip-Hop Funny, Hip-Hop, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
...by way of his most famous press conference and some guy on YouTube. The result is worth a viewing: Also, you can download "Press Hop" as an .mp3 (if you so choose) either here or here. [thanks Tom]
06.22.09

Albert Pujols = God? Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Sporting | View Comments
Oh Bradley...You Were So Young Then... Sure, most of us probably know about the sick game that Albert Pujols had yesterday. But did you know that he's now calling his shots? The following is an excerpt from today's St. Louis Post-Dispatch: After opening the third inning with a fly out, Pujols returned to the Cardinals clubhouse to review video. There he predicted to assistant hitting coach Mike Aldrete that his next at-bat would ricochet off the yet-to-open Royals Hall of Fame behind the visitors bullpen in left field. “He didn’t say he might hit the Hall of Fame. He said he would hit ...