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		<title>Greatest Tweet of All-Time: American Pastime Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[unfortunately he's wrong because i can't see any fucking baseball here in the congo but i understand the point nonetheless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately, <a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here's a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p></blockquote>

<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks &#38; Stuff's Twitter</a>]</p>

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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here&#8217;s a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Stuff&#8217;s&nbsp;Twitter</a>]</p>
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		<title>Baseball Graphs = Internet Cocaine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I love baseball.  I also love graphs.  Thus, baseball graphs are basically internet cocaine for me (notice how I alluded to this in the title).  This isn't the best one over at <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>, but it is certainly the newest:</p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1.png"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4892" title="FlipFlopFlyBall - Born in the USA" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1-849x1024.png" alt="" width="509" height="614" /></a></p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the bomb ass) <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-bornintheusa.html">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I love baseball.  I also love graphs.  Thus, baseball graphs are basically internet cocaine for me (notice how I alluded to this in the title).  This isn&#8217;t the best one over at <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>, but it is certainly the&nbsp;newest:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1.png" rel="lightbox[4891]"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4892" title="FlipFlopFlyBall - Born in the USA" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1-849x1024.png" alt="" width="509" height="614" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the bomb ass) <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-bornintheusa.html">Flip Flop Fly&nbsp;Ball</a>]</p>
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		<title>Hockey + Coldplay = Filmmaking Brilliance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy must be the coolest person ever, and, in the process, he's created what must easily be the greatest time-lapsed documentary on building an ice rink in your backyard set to Coldplay's "Clocks" ever produced.  In all seriousness, though, this is amazing...for some reason:
<blockquote>Every year I enjoy making this rink in my backyard to play hockey  on. This year I thought it would be a neat idea to make a time lapse of  the process of getting the rink put together. While starting to play  hockey in kindergarten I would always use the pool in my backyard to ice  skate on every single winter. It doesn't require as much effort to get  set up, but the demensions are smaller. This rink is 50 feet by 30 feet,  and is located in Massachusetts.</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="405" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm53kSGD09k&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm53kSGD09k&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

<p style="text-align: left;">Told ya.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Time-lapse-backyard-rink-construction-is-?urn=nhl,217203">Puck Daddy</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/rossbergen">This guy</a> must be the coolest person ever, and, in the process, he&#8217;s created what must easily be the greatest time-lapsed documentary on building an ice rink in your backyard set to Coldplay&#8217;s &#8220;Clocks&#8221; ever produced.  In all seriousness, though, this is amazing&#8230;for some&nbsp;reason:</p>
<blockquote><p>Every year I enjoy making this rink in my backyard to play hockey  on. This year I thought it would be a neat idea to make a time lapse of  the process of getting the rink put together. While starting to play  hockey in kindergarten I would always use the pool in my backyard to ice  skate on every single winter. It doesn&#8217;t require as much effort to get  set up, but the demensions are smaller. This rink is 50 feet by 30 feet,  and is located in&nbsp;Massachusetts.</p></blockquote>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Told&nbsp;ya.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Time-lapse-backyard-rink-construction-is-?urn=nhl,217203">Puck&nbsp;Daddy</a>]</p>
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		<title>Double &#8220;Green Man&#8221; Appearance at Flyers Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Presumably, this was during <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=300128015">the Flyers' excruciating loss to the Atlanta Thrashers</a> last night, who managed to <a href="http://flyers.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=35835&#38;navid=DL&#124;PHI&#124;home">blow a two-goal lead going into the 3rd period for the first time in 24 games</a>; luckily, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-SrXKlHZFo">two "Green Men"</a> made watching video from the game worth it:</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://katiebakes.tumblr.com/post/360041665/oh-my-god-via-geisen">Bakes</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>EXTRA:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can see Mac talking about <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYFaggyn2Y">the actual origins of Greenman</a> here (worth watching):</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Presumably, this was during <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=300128015">the Flyers&#8217; excruciating loss to the Atlanta Thrashers</a> last night, who managed to <a href="http://flyers.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=35835&amp;navid=DL|PHI|home">blow a two-goal lead going into the 3rd period for the first time in 24 games</a>; luckily, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-SrXKlHZFo">two &#8220;Green Men&#8221;</a> made watching video from the game worth&nbsp;it:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-SrXKlHZFo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-SrXKlHZFo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hd=1&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://katiebakes.tumblr.com/post/360041665/oh-my-god-via-geisen">Bakes</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span class="caps">EXTRA</span>:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can see Mac talking about <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYFaggyn2Y">the actual origins of Greenman</a> here (worth&nbsp;watching):</p>
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		<title>BREAKING: Popeye Admits To Spinach Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/famous-cartoon-character-popeye1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4722" title="Popeye - Drug Taker" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/famous-cartoon-character-popeye1.jpg" alt="" width="392" height="400" /></a><em><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><strong>Popeye: Drug-Taker</strong></span></em></p>
From <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/breaking-popeye-admits-to-spinach-use">The Awl</a>:
<blockquote>The Associated Press
NEW YORK

Popeye finally came clean Monday, admitting he used spinach when he delivered a savage and unlikely beating to romantic rival Bluto in 1998. Popeye said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used spinach on and off for nearly a decade.

"I wish I had never touched spinach," Popeye said in a statement. "It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach era."

Popeye also used broccoli, a person close to Popeye said, speaking on condition of anonymity because Popeye didn't include that detail in his statement.

Popeye's decision to admit using spinach was prompted by his decision to become nautical consultant to the St. Louis Cardinals, his final cartoon team. Woodrow Woodpecker, Popeye's manager in Oakland and St. Louis, has been among Popeye's biggest supporters and thinks returning to the screen can restore the former mariner's reputation.

"I never knew when, but I always knew this day would come," Popeye said. "It's time for me to talk about the past and to confirm what people have suspected. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh."

He became the second major cartoon star in less than a year to admit using spinach, following the New York Yankees' Alex Roadrunner last February.

Others have been tainted but have denied knowingly using vegetables, including the Tasmanian Devil, Yosemite Sam, Mighty Mouse and David Ortiz.

Tasmanian Devil has been indicted on charges he made false statements to a federal grand jury and obstructed justice. Yosemite Sam is under investigation by a federal grand jury trying to determine whether he lied to a congressional committee.

"I'm sure people will wonder if I could have hit all those sailors had I never taken spinach," Popeye said. "I had good years when I didn't take any, and I had bad years when I didn't take any. I had good years when I took spinach and I had bad years when I took spinach. But no matter what, I shouldn't have done it and for that I'm truly sorry."

"After all this time, I want to come clean," he said. "I was not in a position to do that five years ago in my congressional testimony, but now I feel an obligation to discuss this and to answer questions about it. I'll do that, and then I just want to help my team."

"I am what I am," added Popeye.</blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/famous-cartoon-character-popeye1.jpg" rel="lightbox[4721]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4722" title="Popeye - Drug Taker" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/famous-cartoon-character-popeye1.jpg" alt="" width="392" height="400" /></a><em><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><strong>Popeye:&nbsp;Drug-Taker</strong></span></em></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/breaking-popeye-admits-to-spinach-use">The&nbsp;Awl</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Associated Press<br />
<span class="caps">NEW</span>&nbsp;<span class="caps">YORK</span></p>
<p>Popeye finally came clean Monday, admitting he used spinach when he delivered a savage and unlikely beating to romantic rival Bluto in 1998. Popeye said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used spinach on and off for nearly a&nbsp;decade.</p>
<p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>I wish I had never touched spinach,&#8221; Popeye said in a statement. &#8220;It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never sailed during the spinach&nbsp;era.&#8221;</p>
<p>Popeye also used broccoli, a person close to Popeye said, speaking on condition of anonymity because Popeye didn&#8217;t include that detail in his&nbsp;statement.</p>
<p>Popeye&#8217;s decision to admit using spinach was prompted by his decision to become nautical consultant to the St. Louis Cardinals, his final cartoon team. Woodrow Woodpecker, Popeye&#8217;s manager in Oakland and St. Louis, has been among Popeye&#8217;s biggest supporters and thinks returning to the screen can restore the former mariner&#8217;s&nbsp;reputation.</p>
<p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>I never knew when, but I always knew this day would come,&#8221; Popeye said. &#8220;It&#8217;s time for me to talk about the past and to confirm what people have suspected. Ugh ugh ugh ugh&nbsp;ugh.&#8221;</p>
<p>He became the second major cartoon star in less than a year to admit using spinach, following the New York Yankees&#8217; Alex Roadrunner last&nbsp;February.</p>
<p>Others have been tainted but have denied knowingly using vegetables, including the Tasmanian Devil, Yosemite Sam, Mighty Mouse and David&nbsp;Ortiz.</p>
<p>Tasmanian Devil has been indicted on charges he made false statements to a federal grand jury and obstructed justice. Yosemite Sam is under investigation by a federal grand jury trying to determine whether he lied to a congressional&nbsp;committee.</p>
<p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>I&#8217;m sure people will wonder if I could have hit all those sailors had I never taken spinach,&#8221; Popeye said. &#8220;I had good years when I didn&#8217;t take any, and I had bad years when I didn&#8217;t take any. I had good years when I took spinach and I had bad years when I took spinach. But no matter what, I shouldn&#8217;t have done it and for that I&#8217;m truly&nbsp;sorry.&#8221;</p>
<p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>After all this time, I want to come clean,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I was not in a position to do that five years ago in my congressional testimony, but now I feel an obligation to discuss this and to answer questions about it. I&#8217;ll do that, and then I just want to help my&nbsp;team.&#8221;</p>
<p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>I am what I am,&#8221; added&nbsp;Popeye.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pitchers and Catchers Report February 17th</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's light at the end of the tunnel Philly fans...

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/spring-training.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4712" title="Phillies Spring Baseball" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/spring-training.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="312" /></a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s light at the end of the tunnel Philly&nbsp;fans&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Only Thing That Makes Me Feel Better After Yesterday&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After yesterday, this is just about the only thing that&#8217;s making me feel better today.  So, um, yeah, fuck the&#160;Niners!

Philadelphia Eagles V San Francisco 49ers Snowball&#160;Fight
[Thanks&#160;Simon]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/04/eagles-cowboys-one-liners/">yesterday</a>, this is just about the only thing that&#8217;s making me feel better today.  So, um, yeah, fuck the&nbsp;Niners!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2isksLw0jW8&amp;feature=player_embedded#">Philadelphia Eagles V San Francisco 49ers Snowball&nbsp;Fight</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[Thanks&nbsp;Simon]</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the production process of the official game ball for the 2010 World&#160;Cup:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch the production process of the official game ball for the 2010 World&nbsp;Cup:</p>
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		<title>Jayson Werth is Badass</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[C'mon, is he not?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon, is he not? I mean, that picture is in the middle of an&nbsp;at-bat!!!</p>
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		<title>Is This Really Happening?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">ARE</span></strong><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" /><a style="color: red; text-decoration: none; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PHILLtopnlcsNEW11.jpg"></a></p>
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<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">ONCE AGAIN!!!</span></strong></p>

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It really is hard to fathom, but after 25 years of title-less seasons, of excruciating playoff departures and of heart-breaking losses, the Philadelphia Phillies, professional sports' first 10,000-loss team, have now advanced to their second consecutive World Series by closing out the NLCS at home last night with a 10-4 beatdown of the Los Angeles Dodgers.  Now, incredibly, the Phillies stand in position to do something that no National League team has done in over thirty years: successfully defend their World Championship.  This quest will begin on Wednesday, October 28th, and it will almost certainly not be easy.  All indications point towards a showdown with what was inarguably the best team in baseball all season, The New York Yankees, who just happen to play their home games less than two hours north of ours.  Wow.

The Phillies going for back-to-back World Series titles against the New York Yankees of all teams? I mean, is this really happening?

All I do know is that this is going to be a crazy couple of weeks, and even if we get swept right out of the playoffs, the Phightins have once again placed an entire city on their collective backs and have reinvigurated the passion of an entire fanbase.  The Yankees are about as strong a team as they come, and they are probably playing their best baseball of the season right now, so this mountain may be a bit too tall for even this team to climb.

But, hey, could you imagine if we went out and beat them??!! Because I can...
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>OUR HEROS</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-small;">Oh shit, how did that get in there???</span></strong></p>

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<p style="text-align: center;">GO FIGHTINS!!!</p>
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<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="caps">ARE</span></span></strong><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" /><a style="color: red; text-decoration: none; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PHILLtopnlcsNEW11.jpg" rel="lightbox[4462]"></a></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><a style="color: red; text-decoration: none; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: bold; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PHILLtopnlcsNEW11.jpg" rel="lightbox[4462]"><img style="padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; border: initial none initial;" title="Phils World Series 2009" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PHILLtopnlcsNEW11.jpg" alt="Phils World Series 2009" width="615" height="66" /></a></p>
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<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; text-align: center; margin: 0px;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="caps">ONCE</span>&nbsp;<span class="caps">AGAIN</span>!!!</span></strong></p>
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<p>It really is hard to fathom, but after 25 years of title-less seasons, of excruciating playoff departures and of heart-breaking losses, the Philadelphia Phillies, professional sports&#8217; first 10,000-loss team, have now advanced to their second consecutive World Series by closing out the <span class="caps">NLCS</span> at home last night with a 10-4 beatdown of the Los Angeles Dodgers.  Now, incredibly, the Phillies stand in position to do something that no National League team has done in over thirty years: successfully defend their World Championship.  This quest will begin on Wednesday, October 28th, and it will almost certainly not be easy.  All indications point towards a showdown with what was inarguably the best team in baseball all season, The New York Yankees, who just happen to play their home games less than two hours north of ours.&nbsp;Wow.</p>
<p>The Phillies going for back-to-back World Series titles against the New York Yankees of all teams? I mean, is this really&nbsp;happening?</p>
<p>All I do know is that this is going to be a crazy couple of weeks, and even if we get swept right out of the playoffs, the Phightins have once again placed an entire city on their collective backs and have reinvigurated the passion of an entire fanbase.  The Yankees are about as strong a team as they come, and they are probably playing their best baseball of the season right now, so this mountain may be a bit too tall for even this team to&nbsp;climb.</p>
<p>But, hey, could you imagine if we went out and beat them??!! Because I&nbsp;can&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span class="caps">OUR</span>&nbsp;<span class="caps">HEROS</span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-small;">Oh shit, how did that get in&nbsp;there???</span></strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hdr_ws_637x100.jpg" rel="lightbox[4462]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4464" title="World Series 2009" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hdr_ws_637x100.jpg" alt="World Series 2009" width="637" height="100" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="caps">GO</span>&nbsp;<span class="caps">FIGHTINS</span>!!!</p>
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