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		<title>&#8220;The First Time I Smoked Pot&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose the applicable word <a href="http://imgur.com/oylNK">here</a> would be "cute:"

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose the applicable word <a href="http://imgur.com/oylNK">here</a> would be&nbsp;&#8220;cute:&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/firstimesmokedpot.png" rel="lightbox[4775]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4776" title="First Time Smoked Pot" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/firstimesmokedpot.png" alt="" width="690" height="397" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://imgur.com/">imgur</a>]</p>
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		<title>Crayola Color Chart from 1903-2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors">burnt sienna</a>? Well, I do.  This is pretty dope:
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crayola-color-chart.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4771" title="Crayola Color Chart" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crayola-color-chart.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="600" /></a>Here's <a href="http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm">an article on how the colors changed over the years</a>, i.e. the above chart translated into words.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">For example, look how Crayola added the fluorescent colors right before the 80's started; nice move:</p>

<blockquote>
<h3 style="text-align: center;">Colors Available 1972-1989</h3>
Number of Colors: <strong>72</strong>

All colors previously listed plus the following fluorescent colors added in 1972.
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Chartreuse</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Blue</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Orange</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Red</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Hot Magenta</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Green</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Pink</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra Yellow</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p class="rightalign" style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/crayola-color-chart-1903-2010/">Buzzfeed</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors">burnt sienna</a>? Well, I do.  This is pretty&nbsp;dope:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crayola-color-chart.jpg" rel="lightbox[4770]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4771" title="Crayola Color Chart" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crayola-color-chart.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="600" /></a>Here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm">an article on how the colors changed over the years</a>, i.e. the above chart translated into&nbsp;words.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">For example, look how Crayola added the fluorescent colors right before the 80&#8217;s started; nice&nbsp;move:</p>
<blockquote>
<h3 style="text-align: center;">Colors Available&nbsp;1972-1989</h3>
<p>Number of Colors:&nbsp;<strong>72</strong></p>
<p>All colors previously listed plus the following fluorescent colors added in&nbsp;1972.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Chartreuse</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Blue</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Orange</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Red</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Hot&nbsp;Magenta</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Green</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Pink</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Ultra&nbsp;Yellow</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p class="rightalign" style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/crayola-color-chart-1903-2010/">Buzzfeed</a>]</p>
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		<title>The Good Old Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you believe that such <a href="http://www.oobject.com/12-sexist-vintage-ads/tipalet-cigarettes/6297/">free/hilarious speech</a> as depicted below, considered completely appropriate when published 70 years ago, would be considered "inappropriate" in today's society?! Where have our rights as Americans gone?

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Blowinface.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4581" title="Guy Blowing Girl" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Blowinface.jpg" alt="Guy Blowing Girl" width="522" height="673" /></a>

Oh yeah, well I guess it's kinda sexist.  But it's still hilarious isn't it?!

For more sexist vintage advertisements, hit up <a href="http://www.oobject.com/category/12-sexist-vintage-ads/">here</a> and <a href="http://www.thestupid.net/jokes/view/Classic-Advertising-You-Wont-Believe">here</a>.
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.oobject.com/">oobject</a> &#38; <a href="http://www.thestupid.net/">The Stupid Net</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you believe that such <a href="http://www.oobject.com/12-sexist-vintage-ads/tipalet-cigarettes/6297/">free/hilarious speech</a> as depicted below, considered completely appropriate when published 70 years ago, would be considered &#8220;inappropriate&#8221; in today&#8217;s society?! Where have our rights as Americans&nbsp;gone?</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Blowinface.jpg" rel="lightbox[4580]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4581" title="Guy Blowing Girl" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Blowinface.jpg" alt="Guy Blowing Girl" width="522" height="673" /></a></p>
<p>Oh yeah, well I guess it&#8217;s kinda sexist.  But it&#8217;s still hilarious isn&#8217;t&nbsp;it?!</p>
<p>For more sexist vintage advertisements, hit up <a href="http://www.oobject.com/category/12-sexist-vintage-ads/">here</a> and&nbsp;<a href="http://www.thestupid.net/jokes/view/Classic-Advertising-You-Wont-Believe">here</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.oobject.com/">oobject</a> <span class="amp">&amp;</span> <a href="http://www.thestupid.net/">The Stupid&nbsp;Net</a>]</p>
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		<title>The Hoover Dam Bypass &#8211; Something I Feel Dumb for not Knowing Existed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'll let this guy talk because <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5400473/hoover-dam-bypass-gallery">the Gizmodo writers are better than me</a>, but this shit is crazy:
<blockquote>There's not much to say about these images of the Hoover Dam Bypass except expletives mixed with a dozen shades of amazement. It's not the longest or the tallest or the biggest or the complexest, and still, it's stunning:</blockquote>
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_looking_northeast.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4556" title="Big Pic of Dam" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_looking_northeast.jpg" alt="Big Pic of Dam" width="500" height="333" /></a>
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part-450x675.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4555" title="Another of Dam" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part-450x675.jpg" alt="Another of Dam" width="450" height="675" /></a>
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part_5-450x675.jpg"><img src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part_5-450x675.jpg" alt="More Dam" title="More Dam" width="450" height="675" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4554" /></a>

Learn more about my newfound discovery and see much better pictures than mine at <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5400495/the-hoover-dam-bypass-will-make-you-ooooh-and-aaaah">Gizmodo</a>. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll let this guy talk because <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5400473/hoover-dam-bypass-gallery">the Gizmodo writers are better than me</a>, but this shit is&nbsp;crazy:</p>
<blockquote><p>There&#8217;s not much to say about these images of the Hoover Dam Bypass except expletives mixed with a dozen shades of amazement. It&#8217;s not the longest or the tallest or the biggest or the complexest, and still, it&#8217;s&nbsp;stunning:</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_looking_northeast.jpg" rel="lightbox[4557]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4556" title="Big Pic of Dam" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_looking_northeast.jpg" alt="Big Pic of Dam" width="500" height="333" /></a><br />
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part-450x675.jpg" rel="lightbox[4557]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4555" title="Another of Dam" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part-450x675.jpg" alt="Another of Dam" width="450" height="675" /></a><br />
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part_5-450x675.jpg" rel="lightbox[4557]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4554" title="More Dam" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_Attached-Message-Part_5-450x675.jpg" alt="More Dam" width="450" height="675" /></a></p>
<p>Learn more about my newfound discovery and see much better pictures than mine at&nbsp;<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5400495/the-hoover-dam-bypass-will-make-you-ooooh-and-aaaah">Gizmodo</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Solution to Chevy&#8217;s Woes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just take a cue from <a href="http://www.toyota.com/">Toyota</a> and start making cool shit like this, and I promise the whole U.S. automotive market will turn around...or something.

Quickly moving on from stuff that I know nothing about (e.g. current events, the recession, etc.), the <a href="http://pressroom.toyota.com/pr/tms/toyota/tundra-midnight-rider-tailgater-111882.aspx"> Midnight Rider Tundra Tailgater </a>(pictured below) was developed through Toyota’s partnership with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_&#38;_Dunn">Brooks &#38; Dunn</a>. Now, this truck is a tight ass truck. Brooks &#38; Dunn, on the other hand, are...well, I have no freaking idea what/who they are, aside from a country music duo whose "involvement" in the design of this vehicle was probably equivalent to <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-05-28-dj-hero_N.htm"> Eminem and Jay-Z's "involvement"</a> in the just-released <a href="http://www.djhero.com/">DJ Hero</a> (i.e. lend name to project, do nothing &#38; reap benefits, namely in the form of cash money). Or maybe they're awesome, hand-built every single one of these trucks and financed the entire operation; I have no idea though because, well, I don't give a fuck about Brooks &#38; Funn. I DO give a fuck about this truck, however, and officially want one (hint, hint - <a href="http://www.when-is.com/chanukah-2009.asp">Chanukah is coming up </a>friends...), so peep it here and the specs below:
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Tundra-Midnight-Rider-Tailgater.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4537" title="Tundra Tailgater" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Tundra-Midnight-Rider-Tailgater.jpg" alt="Tundra Tailgater" width="580" height="393" /></a> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(as always, <strong>click the picture for a not-much-closer look</strong>)</span></p>

<blockquote>The Ultimate Tailgating Experience® occurs when you slide out the tailgate, exposing a Grill N Chill® cooking area from Go! Products.  The pull-out Grill N Chill features a cooking space with countertops, infrared barbeque, beverage tap and ice chest.  An electronically operated tonneau cover enhances your tailgate party with a bed-installed 42-inch flat screen TV and sound system by Kicker.  The sound system features a dual subwoofer system and a separate amp, four two-way speakers with tweeters and separate crossovers, and dual two-channel amps with separate equalizers and speaker control units.</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://pressroom.toyota.com/pr/tms/toyota/tundra-midnight-rider-tailgater-111882.aspx">Toyota</a> and <a href="http://www.likecool.com/Tundra_Midnight_Rider_Tailgater--Other--Car.html">Like Cool</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just take a cue from <a href="http://www.toyota.com/">Toyota</a> and start making cool shit like this, and I promise the whole <span class="caps">U.S.</span> automotive market will turn around&#8230;or&nbsp;something.</p>
<p>Quickly moving on from stuff that I know nothing about (e.g. current events, the recession, etc.), the <a href="http://pressroom.toyota.com/pr/tms/toyota/tundra-midnight-rider-tailgater-111882.aspx"> Midnight Rider Tundra Tailgater </a>(pictured below) was developed through Toyota’s partnership with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_&amp;_Dunn">Brooks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Dunn</a>. Now, this truck is a tight ass truck. Brooks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Dunn, on the other hand, are&#8230;well, I have no freaking idea what/who they are, aside from a country music duo whose &#8220;involvement&#8221; in the design of this vehicle was probably equivalent to <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-05-28-dj-hero_N.htm"> Eminem and Jay-Z&#8217;s &#8220;involvement&#8221;</a> in the just-released <a href="http://www.djhero.com/"><span class="caps">DJ</span> Hero</a> (i.e. lend name to project, do nothing <span class="amp">&amp;</span> reap benefits, namely in the form of cash money). Or maybe they&#8217;re awesome, hand-built every single one of these trucks and financed the entire operation; I have no idea though because, well, I don&#8217;t give a fuck about Brooks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Funn. I <span class="caps">DO</span> give a fuck about this truck, however, and officially want one (hint, hint - <a href="http://www.when-is.com/chanukah-2009.asp">Chanukah is coming up </a>friends&#8230;), so peep it here and the specs&nbsp;below:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Tundra-Midnight-Rider-Tailgater.jpg" rel="lightbox[4538]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4537" title="Tundra Tailgater" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Tundra-Midnight-Rider-Tailgater.jpg" alt="Tundra Tailgater" width="580" height="393" /></a> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(as always, <strong>click the picture for a not-much-closer look</strong>)</span></p>
<blockquote><p>The Ultimate Tailgating Experience® occurs when you slide out the tailgate, exposing a Grill N Chill® cooking area from Go! Products.  The pull-out Grill N Chill features a cooking space with countertops, infrared barbeque, beverage tap and ice chest.  An electronically operated tonneau cover enhances your tailgate party with a bed-installed 42-inch flat screen <span class="caps">TV</span> and sound system by Kicker.  The sound system features a dual subwoofer system and a separate amp, four two-way speakers with tweeters and separate crossovers, and dual two-channel amps with separate equalizers and speaker control&nbsp;units.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://pressroom.toyota.com/pr/tms/toyota/tundra-midnight-rider-tailgater-111882.aspx">Toyota</a> and <a href="http://www.likecool.com/Tundra_Midnight_Rider_Tailgater--Other--Car.html">Like&nbsp;Cool</a>]</p>
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		<title>Someone Invent a Time Machine Already</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we can go back to times like these when people were so God damned cool (exhibit A: <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/09/i-leave-it-in-your-capable-hands.html">a letter from Mick Jagger to Andy Warhol)</a>:

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4502" title="MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter.jpg" alt="MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter" width="500" height="634" /></a>How badass?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So we can go back to times like these when people were so God damned cool (exhibit A: <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/09/i-leave-it-in-your-capable-hands.html">a letter from Mick Jagger to Andy&nbsp;Warhol)</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter.jpg" rel="lightbox[4501]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4502" title="MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter.jpg" alt="MickJacggerAndyWarholLEtter" width="500" height="634" /></a>How&nbsp;badass?</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have ANY idea how big Antarctica is (and, yes, it did take me about 3 tries to spell Antar<strong>C</strong>tica correctly)?

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/37285597.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4447" title="Antarctica is Huge" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/37285597.jpg" alt="Antarctica is Huge" width="600" height="338" /></a>

So, apparently, it's <a href="http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+big+is+antarctica">THAT big</a>...at least according to a random picture I found on the internet.  So that was kind of surprising.

Um, so, to read more about Antarctica <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica">click here</a> I guess...
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://twitpic.com/m75r1">Twitpic</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have <span class="caps">ANY</span> idea how big Antarctica is (and, yes, it did take me about 3 tries to spell Antar<strong>C</strong>tica&nbsp;correctly)?</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/37285597.jpg" rel="lightbox[4442]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4447" title="Antarctica is Huge" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/37285597.jpg" alt="Antarctica is Huge" width="600" height="338" /></a></p>
<p>So, apparently, it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+big+is+antarctica"><span class="caps">THAT</span> big</a>&#8230;at least according to a random picture I found on the internet.  So that was kind of&nbsp;surprising.</p>
<p>Um, so, to read more about Antarctica <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica">click here</a> I&nbsp;guess&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Learn Awesome Shit Everyday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/September19.jpg" border="0" alt="September19.jpg" width="512" height="333" /></div>
<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><em>Now aint that some shit?</em></span>!</div>
From literally <a href="/WWW.LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY.CO.UK/">one of the best web sites on the internet</a> these days comes the following beautiful charicatures that illustrate some amazing facts of life and also teach you shit.  The site is called <a href="/WWW.LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY.CO.UK/">LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY</a>, and I couldn't recommend it more.

Check some more lessons out "after the jump" (that's blog slang for clicking the "read more" link below)!

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<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aug22_640MGM-tiger.jpg" border="0" alt="aug22_640MGM tiger.jpg" width="512" height="333" /></div>
<div style="text-align:center;"></div>
<div style="text-align:center;"></div>
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sep15FART3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4326" title="Longest Fart Ever" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sep15FART3.jpg" alt="Longest Fart Ever" width="512" height="333" /></a>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="font-size: x-small;">I swear I've beaten that...but we're not here to argue...</span></em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sep15FART3.jpg"></a><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/September30.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4327" title="Colorblind Crayola" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/September30.jpg" alt="Colorblind Crayola" width="512" height="333" /></a>]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><em>Now aint that some shit?</em></span>!</div>
<p>From literally <a href="/WWW.LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY.CO.UK/">one of the best web sites on the internet</a> these days comes the following beautiful charicatures that illustrate some amazing facts of life and also teach you shit.  The site is called <a href="/WWW.LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY.CO.UK/"><span class="caps">LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY</span></a>, and I couldn&#8217;t recommend it&nbsp;more.</p>
<p>Check some more lessons out &#8220;after the jump&#8221; (that&#8217;s blog slang for clicking the &#8220;read more&#8221; link&nbsp;below)!</p>
<p><span id="more-4301"></span></p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aug22_640MGM-tiger.jpg" border="0" alt="aug22_640MGM tiger.jpg" width="512" height="333" /></div>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sep15FART3.jpg" rel="lightbox[4301]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4326" title="Longest Fart Ever" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sep15FART3.jpg" alt="Longest Fart Ever" width="512" height="333" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="font-size: x-small;">I swear I&#8217;ve beaten that&#8230;but we&#8217;re not here to&nbsp;argue&#8230;</span></em></p>
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		<title>The Mystery Behind Chick-Fil-A&#8217;s Sunday Closings Finally Revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is funny because I've ALWAYS wondered why I couldn't get my waffle fries on Sundays, and, finally, in this <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/33132352/ns/sports-nfl//">diarrhea of a season that these shitty teams collectively call the NFL</a>, such an obvious explanation <a href="http://thebflow.com/yes-yes-yes-chick-fil-a-65/">only now makes such perfect (and obvious) sense...</a>

<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/browns-chic-fil-a_med.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4321" title="Browns and Chik Both Suck" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/browns-chic-fil-a_med.jpg" alt="Browns and Chik Both Suck" width="475" height="475" /></a>

<strong>NOTE</strong>: Some ridiculous site, going by the stupid-ass name of "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/">Wikipedia</a>," is claiming that Chik-Fil-A's Sunday-closings are, <em>get this</em>, attributed to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A">its founder's devout religious beliefs</a>:
<blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Southern Baptist who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company's official statement of corporate purpose says that the business exists "to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A." The chain invests heavily in community services (especially for children and teenagers) and scholarships. Cathy's beliefs are also responsible for one of the chain's distinctive features: All Chick-fil-A locations (company-owned and franchised, whether in a mall or freestanding) are closed on Sundays.
“ 	Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and directing our attention to things more important than our business. If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work. Through the years, I have never wavered from that position. 	„

—S. Truett Cathy</blockquote>
Wonder who the Browns are paying off over at that "Wikipedia" place these days, huh Mr. Goodell?

And if bribery is <em>not</em> involved here, which it clearly <em>is</em>, then it should be duly noted that this "Wikipedia" fellow should really be watching a <em>little</em> more NFL Football before making such ludicrous proclamations about fast-food chains, as such a wild proposition could clearly only be made by someone who has, somehow, not sat down to watch the Browns line up this season for each of the past three Sundays in their entirety. Which is just remarkable.

Ok, now this joke has not only been fiercely beaten into a fruitless, unfunny whatever at this point...but it doesn't even make sense anymore....I'm done.  And it's all Byron's fault.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is funny because I&#8217;ve <span class="caps">ALWAYS</span> wondered why I couldn&#8217;t get my waffle fries on Sundays, and, finally, in this <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/33132352/ns/sports-nfl//">diarrhea of a season that these shitty teams collectively call the <span class="caps">NFL</span></a>, such an obvious explanation <a href="http://thebflow.com/yes-yes-yes-chick-fil-a-65/">only now makes such perfect (and obvious)&nbsp;sense&#8230;</a></p>
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<p><strong><span class="caps">NOTE</span></strong>: Some ridiculous site, going by the stupid-ass name of &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/">Wikipedia</a>,&#8221; is claiming that Chik-Fil-A&#8217;s Sunday-closings are, <em>get this</em>, attributed to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A">its founder&#8217;s devout religious&nbsp;beliefs</a>:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Southern Baptist who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company&#8217;s official statement of corporate purpose says that the business exists &#8220;to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.&#8221; The chain invests heavily in community services (especially for children and teenagers) and scholarships. Cathy&#8217;s beliefs are also responsible for one of the chain&#8217;s distinctive features: All Chick-fil-A locations (company-owned and franchised, whether in a mall or freestanding) are closed on Sundays.<br />
“ 	Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and directing our attention to things more important than our business. If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work. Through the years, I have never wavered from that position.&nbsp;„</p>
<p>—S. Truett&nbsp;Cathy</p></blockquote>
<p>Wonder who the Browns are paying off over at that &#8220;Wikipedia&#8221; place these days, huh Mr.&nbsp;Goodell?</p>
<p>And if bribery is <em>not</em> involved here, which it clearly <em>is</em>, then it should be duly noted that this &#8220;Wikipedia&#8221; fellow should really be watching a <em>little</em> more <span class="caps">NFL</span> Football before making such ludicrous proclamations about fast-food chains, as such a wild proposition could clearly only be made by someone who has, somehow, not sat down to watch the Browns line up this season for each of the past three Sundays in their entirety. Which is just&nbsp;remarkable.</p>
<p>Ok, now this joke has not only been fiercely beaten into a fruitless, unfunny whatever at this point&#8230;but it doesn&#8217;t even make sense anymore&#8230;.I&#8217;m done.  And it&#8217;s all Byron&#8217;s&nbsp;fault.</p>
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