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		<title>My Crib Nintendo Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[i'd give you my real address but then all these stalking fans would harrass me all day and i kinda don't want that]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A map of my new hood in the village, done in 8-bit Nintendo style:</p>

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<p>See the whole map of NYC at <a href="http://8bitnyc.com/">8-Bit NYC</a>.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://waxy.org/links/">Waxy Links</a>]</p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A map of my new hood in the village, done in 8-bit Nintendo&nbsp;style:</p>
<p>   <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://8bitnyc.com/embed?-74.0003193,40.7289313,17"></iframe></p>
<p>See the whole map of <span class="caps">NYC</span> at <a href="http://8bitnyc.com/">8-Bit&nbsp;<span class="caps">NYC</span></a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://waxy.org/links/">Waxy&nbsp;Links</a>]</p>
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		<title>Greatest Tweet of All-Time: American Pastime Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[unfortunately he's wrong because i can't see any fucking baseball here in the congo but i understand the point nonetheless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately, <a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here's a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p></blockquote>

<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks &#38; Stuff's Twitter</a>]</p>

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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here&#8217;s a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Stuff&#8217;s&nbsp;Twitter</a>]</p>
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		<title>15 Things You Should Know About Breasts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Now I believe <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/">the title to be a BIT misleading</a>, as I don't think you necessarily <em>should</em> know these 15 things...but they are 15 interesting things about breasts that won't hurt you to know, but, more importantly, they give you an excuse to look at cartoon-drawn pictures of boobs and pretend like you're learning:</p>

<p style="text-align: right;"><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts"><img class="aligncenter" title="Know This About Breasts Damn It" src="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/breasts.gif" border="0" alt="15 Things You Should Know About Breasts" width="800" height="5320" /></a><br />
 [via <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org">Online Schools</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I believe <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/">the title to be a <span class="caps">BIT</span> misleading</a>, as I don&#8217;t think you necessarily <em>should</em> know these 15 things&#8230;but they remain 15 interesting things about breasts certainly won&#8217;t hurt you to know, but, more importantly, will also give you an excuse to look at cartoon-drawn pictures of boobs at work and then just say that you&#8217;re&nbsp;learning:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/breasts.gif" rel="lightbox[4919]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4934" title="Learning About Boobies" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/breasts.gif" alt="" width="700" height="4655" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Also, <em>definitely </em>click on this picture to zoom&nbsp;in&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org">Online&nbsp;Schools</a>]</p>
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		<title>How Genetics Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/13068">How genetics works</a>:</p>

<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4927" title="How Genetics Works" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="435" /></a></p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/how-genetics-works">Kottke</a> for a change]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very scientific insight into <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/13068">how genetics&nbsp;works</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" rel="lightbox[4925]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4927" title="How Genetics Works" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="435" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/how-genetics-works">Kottke</a> for a&nbsp;change]</p>
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		<title>First-Person Perspective of Horrific Bus Crash (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is an <a title="Bus Crashes into Cars on Highway - YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UReNC4opOA" target="_blank">absolutely horrific video of a bus crashing into about 20 cars on the highway</a>, seen through the security camera mounted on the front of the bus and then replayed from separate cameras mounted near the side-view mirrors on either side, the views from which are even wilder than the first:</p>

<p style="text-align: center;">
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<p style="text-align: left;">Crazy shit.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/first-person-perspective-of-a-bus-crash">Kottke</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an <a title="Bus Crashes into Cars on Highway - YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UReNC4opOA" target="_blank">absolutely horrific video of a bus crashing into about 20 cars on the highway</a>, seen through the security camera mounted on the front of the bus and then replayed from separate cameras mounted near the side-view mirrors on either side, the views from which are even wilder than the&nbsp;first:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Crazy&nbsp;shit.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/first-person-perspective-of-a-bus-crash">Kottke</a>]</p>
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		<title>The &#8220;MacGyver Multitool&#8221; &#8211; Just Wow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>

<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4876" title="MacGyver Multitool" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg" alt="" width="404" height="480" /></a>Wow.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/02/macgyver_multitool.html">Make Magazine</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg" rel="lightbox[4875]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4876" title="MacGyver Multitool" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg" alt="" width="404" height="480" /></a>Wow.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/02/macgyver_multitool.html">Make&nbsp;Magazine</a>]</p>
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		<title>Hockey + Coldplay = Filmmaking Brilliance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy must be the coolest person ever, and, in the process, he's created what must easily be the greatest time-lapsed documentary on building an ice rink in your backyard set to Coldplay's "Clocks" ever produced.  In all seriousness, though, this is amazing...for some reason:
<blockquote>Every year I enjoy making this rink in my backyard to play hockey  on. This year I thought it would be a neat idea to make a time lapse of  the process of getting the rink put together. While starting to play  hockey in kindergarten I would always use the pool in my backyard to ice  skate on every single winter. It doesn't require as much effort to get  set up, but the demensions are smaller. This rink is 50 feet by 30 feet,  and is located in Massachusetts.</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="405" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm53kSGD09k&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm53kSGD09k&#38;hl=en_US&#38;fs=1&#38;rel=0&#38;color1=0x5d1719&#38;color2=0xcd311b&#38;hd=1&#38;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

<p style="text-align: left;">Told ya.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-Time-lapse-backyard-rink-construction-is-?urn=nhl,217203">Puck Daddy</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/rossbergen">This guy</a> must be the coolest person ever, and, in the process, he&#8217;s created what must easily be the greatest time-lapsed documentary on building an ice rink in your backyard set to Coldplay&#8217;s &#8220;Clocks&#8221; ever produced.  In all seriousness, though, this is amazing&#8230;for some&nbsp;reason:</p>
<blockquote><p>Every year I enjoy making this rink in my backyard to play hockey  on. This year I thought it would be a neat idea to make a time lapse of  the process of getting the rink put together. While starting to play  hockey in kindergarten I would always use the pool in my backyard to ice  skate on every single winter. It doesn&#8217;t require as much effort to get  set up, but the demensions are smaller. This rink is 50 feet by 30 feet,  and is located in&nbsp;Massachusetts.</p></blockquote>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Told&nbsp;ya.</p>
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		<title>J.D. Salinger Was Mad Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American author <a href="http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/28/jd-salinger-91-is-dead/">J.D. Salinger passed away yesterday</a> at the age of 91.  Most famous for his definitive coming-of-age novel <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye">"Catcher in the Rye,"</a> Salinger was similarly known for his self-imposed life of "<a title="J.D. Salinger - NY Times Obituary" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/29/books/29salinger.html" target="_blank">recluse</a>."
<blockquote>But success, once it arrived, paled quickly for him. He told the editors  of Saturday Review that he was “good and sick” of seeing his photograph  on the dust jacket of “The Catcher in the Rye” and demanded that it be  removed from subsequent editions. He ordered his agent to burn any fan  mail.</blockquote>
With all the time he had by himself, though, Salinger also became known  for his letter-writing, much of which reflected his disgust for the  outside world.  So, you could imagine that when someone approached him about doing a movie adaptation of "Catcher and the Rye," his response was not exactly friendly.  The following is from the fantastic blog <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/">Letters of Note</a>:
<blockquote>Ever since its release in 1951, a steady stream of eager producers, directors, screenwriters and actors have unsuccessfully attempted to bring J. D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye to the big screen, all falling at the first hurdle when confronted with Salinger's resolute refusal to sell the rights to his novel. The letter below, written in 1957 in response to an enquiry from a Mr. Herbert (and currently for sale here), is a perfect example of the opposition faced and provides an entertaining glimpse at the author's reasoning.</blockquote>
<a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Salinger-1.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4800" title="Salinger Letter" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Salinger-1.png" alt="" width="520" height="1095" /></a>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the amazing) <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/12/holden-caulfield-is-unactable.html">Letters of Note</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>American author <a href="http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/28/jd-salinger-91-is-dead/"><span class="caps">J.D.</span> Salinger passed away yesterday</a> at the age of 91.  Most famous for his definitive coming-of-age novel <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye">&#8220;Catcher in the Rye,&#8221;</a> Salinger was similarly known for his self-imposed life of &#8220;<a title="J.D. Salinger - NY Times Obituary" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/29/books/29salinger.html" target="_blank">recluse</a>.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>But success, once it arrived, paled quickly for him. He told the editors  of Saturday Review that he was “good and sick” of seeing his photograph  on the dust jacket of “The Catcher in the Rye” and demanded that it be  removed from subsequent editions. He ordered his agent to burn any fan&nbsp;mail.</p></blockquote>
<p>With all the time he had by himself, though, Salinger also became known  for his letter-writing, much of which reflected his disgust for the  outside world.  So, you could imagine that when someone approached him about doing a movie adaptation of &#8220;Catcher and the Rye,&#8221; his response was not exactly friendly.  The following is from the fantastic blog <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/">Letters of&nbsp;Note</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ever since its release in 1951, a steady stream of eager producers, directors, screenwriters and actors have unsuccessfully attempted to bring <span class="caps">J. D.</span> Salinger&#8217;s Catcher in the Rye to the big screen, all falling at the first hurdle when confronted with Salinger&#8217;s resolute refusal to sell the rights to his novel. The letter below, written in 1957 in response to an enquiry from a Mr. Herbert (and currently for sale here), is a perfect example of the opposition faced and provides an entertaining glimpse at the author&#8217;s&nbsp;reasoning.</p></blockquote>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the amazing) <a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/12/holden-caulfield-is-unactable.html">Letters of&nbsp;Note</a>]</p>
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		<title>Michael Ian Black&#8217;s Thoughts on the Conan O&#8217;Brien Situation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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In a post on <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/">his blog</a> entitled <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-rae.html">"Norma Rae"</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0085438/">Michael Ian Black</a> jumps into the discussion surrounding <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/business/media/22conan.html">the Conan stituation</a> but sees it from a different angle than most others have, and I kind of find it refreshing - well, at least a lot more refreshing than the jokes he makes on VH1's "Top 25 Sexiest Videos of the 2000's," which is just about the only place you see him these days:*
<blockquote>"How did a Harvard-educated, multi-millionaire late night talk show host magically transmogrify into a guy who got laid off at the local car plant? The overreaction to Conan’s departure has been kind of astounding; as a nation, are we really that concerned about who hosts “The Tonight Show,” a television program that stopped being culturally relevant around 1986?

And let’s not forget, it’s not as if Conan was cancelled. He quit. He walked away from “The Tonight Show” because he rightly or wrongly felt that moving the show half an hour later would destroy the show’s integrity. Okay, fine. But let’s not act as if he’s leading a sit-in at a segregated lunch counter. It’s not that big a deal."</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/01/michael_ian_black_reminds_us_t.html">Vulture</a> &#38; <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-rae.html">Michael Ian Black</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">* NOTE: Shitty VH1 countdowns or not, his opinion will always resonate with me considering he was in <a href="http://tampabay.metromix.com/movies/essay_photo_gallery/top-10-cult-movies/1647499/photo/1652994">the greatest movie of all time</a>, the 2001 classic <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243655/"><em>Wet Hot American Summer</em></a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/20090122_imwithcoco_146x97.jpg" rel="lightbox[4793]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4795" title="Conan Portrait" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/20090122_imwithcoco_146x97.jpg" alt="" width="146" height="97" /></a></p>
<p>In a post on <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/">his blog</a> entitled <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-rae.html">&#8220;Norma Rae&#8221;</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0085438/">Michael Ian Black</a> jumps into the discussion surrounding <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/business/media/22conan.html">the Conan stituation</a> but sees it from a different angle than most others have, and I kind of find it refreshing - well, at least a lot more refreshing than the jokes he makes on <span class="caps">VH1</span>&#8217;s &#8220;Top 25 Sexiest Videos of the 2000&#8217;s,&#8221; which is just about the only place you see him these&nbsp;days:*</p>
<blockquote><p><span class="dquo">&#8220;</span>How did a Harvard-educated, multi-millionaire late night talk show host magically transmogrify into a guy who got laid off at the local car plant? The overreaction to Conan’s departure has been kind of astounding; as a nation, are we really that concerned about who hosts “The Tonight Show,” a television program that stopped being culturally relevant around&nbsp;1986?</p>
<p>And let’s not forget, it’s not as if Conan was cancelled. He quit. He walked away from “The Tonight Show” because he rightly or wrongly felt that moving the show half an hour later would destroy the show’s integrity. Okay, fine. But let’s not act as if he’s leading a sit-in at a segregated lunch counter. It’s not that big a&nbsp;deal.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/01/michael_ian_black_reminds_us_t.html">Vulture</a> &amp; <a href="http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-rae.html">Michael Ian&nbsp;Black</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">* <span class="caps">NOTE</span>: Shitty <span class="caps">VH1</span> countdowns or not, his opinion will always resonate with me considering he was in <a href="http://tampabay.metromix.com/movies/essay_photo_gallery/top-10-cult-movies/1647499/photo/1652994">the greatest movie of all time</a>, the 2001 classic <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243655/"><em>Wet Hot American&nbsp;Summer</em></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose the applicable word <a href="http://imgur.com/oylNK">here</a> would be "cute:"

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose the applicable word <a href="http://imgur.com/oylNK">here</a> would be&nbsp;&#8220;cute:&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/firstimesmokedpot.png" rel="lightbox[4775]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4776" title="First Time Smoked Pot" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/firstimesmokedpot.png" alt="" width="690" height="397" /></a></p>
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