Category

Funny

11.27.09

How To Cook A Fucking Steak Fancy Tickling, Funny, Learning, Life | View Comments
I have no idea why I think things like this are funny, but I do. And the problem is that whether you think it's funny or not, you're screwed, because you're so bored right now that you've ended up at brandonblattner.com, the self-appointed "Dorians of the Internet:" you're here because you have nowhere else to go, and even though you don't quite want to go back to work just yet, it's starting to look a little more appealing the more you look around. Well, guess what? I think the fucking steak article is funny. And guess what else? I ...
11.18.09

“It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Life | View Comments
Just brilliant writing, and this is just an excerpt: "I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I'm about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it's gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There's a nip ...
11.17.09

The Good Old Days Fancy Tickling, Funny, Life, Pictures | View Comments
Can you believe that such free/hilarious speech as depicted below, considered completely appropriate when published 70 years ago, would be considered "inappropriate" in today's society?! Where have our rights as Americans gone? Oh yeah, well I guess it's kinda sexist. But it's still hilarious isn't it?! For more sexist vintage advertisements, hit up here and here. [via oobject & The Stupid Net]
11.07.09

“We Are Douchebags” (Video) Fancy Tickling, Funny, Life, Videos | View Comments
Just classic, I can't even pick my favorite part: [via Elitaste]
10.15.09

Why I Love the Internet: Reason #7,389 Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hip-Hop, Hot Shit | View Comments
[via bringtheruckuss]
10.04.09

Learn Awesome Shit Everyday Fancy Tickling, Funny, Learning, Pictures | View Comments
Now aint that some shit?! From literally one of the best web sites on the internet these days comes the following beautiful charicatures that illustrate some amazing facts of life and also teach you shit. The site is called LEARNSOMETHINGEVERYDAY, and I couldn't recommend it more. Check some more lessons out "after the jump" (that's blog slang for clicking the "read more" link below)! Continue Reading...
10.03.09

The Mystery Behind Chick-Fil-A’s Sunday Closings Finally Revealed Fancy Tickling, Funny, Pictures, Sporting | View Comments
This is funny because I've ALWAYS wondered why I couldn't get my waffle fries on Sundays, and, finally, in this diarrhea of a season that these shitty teams collectively call the NFL, such an obvious explanation only now makes such perfect (and obvious) sense... NOTE: Some ridiculous site, going by the stupid-ass name of "Wikipedia," is claiming that Chik-Fil-A's Sunday-closings are, get this, attributed to its founder's devout religious beliefs: Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Southern Baptist who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company's official ...
09.17.09

The iPhone Recession Case Fancy Tickling, Funny, Nerd | View Comments
Tough times call for tough cases and that's where the recession case comes in! The recession case lets you keep cash in your pocket without sacrificing on unique design for your beloved iPhone! But just in case one isn't enough we have the BAILOUT BUNDLE - 10 cases for $7.99! This is my favorite part: We are now offering FREE “Sharpie Script “personalization on the recession case! Just leave “Albertus Medium” selected and you will get your very own personalized recession case! If ordering a bundle we will personalize the first case. The case is being sold for $.99 each and includes free ...
09.16.09

Biggest Bitch Ever! Fancy Tickling, Funny, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
The nerve of some women: During the fifth inning of tonight’s whooping of the Nationals, Jayson Werth got underneath a 2-0 pitch from Garrett Mock and sent it straight up in the air headed towards the 300 level just above the CSN broadcast booth. A gentleman who was sitting up in those seats quickly realized he had a shot at the ball, so he stood up, leaned over the railing, and to the delight of the crowd, made an impressive catch. And being the good father that he is, he then handed the ball over to his daughter, who immediately turned ...
08.31.09

Relationship Advice from TMNT Fancy Tickling, Funny, Learning, Life | View Comments
Cheap joke? Yes. Still funny? Yes. [via Buzzfeed]
08.18.09

The Complete Transcript of Quentin Tarantino’s Speech at Last Night’s Inglourious Basterds Premiere Fancy Tickling, Funny, Movies | View Comments
"So, are you ready to see some Basterds?" [Mild applause] "I said, are you ready to ready to see some Basterds fuck up some Nazis?" [Louder applause] "Yeah, motherfucker!" [throws microphone on the floor] Just pretty freaking badass. BONUS: From another article on Vulture, here are Tarantino's 20 favorite movies of the past seventeen years (in alphabetical order, no less) (or watch the video here): Anything Else (2003) Audition (1999) Battle Royale (2000) The Blade (1995) Boogie Nights (1997) Dazed and Confused (1993) Dogville (2003) Fight Club (1999) Friday (1995) The Host (2006) The Insider (1999) Joint Security Area (2000) Lost in Translation (2003) The Matrix (1999) Memories of Murder (2003) Shaun of the Dead (2004) Speed (1994) Supercop (1992) Team America: ...
08.09.09

Blogbdon Propoganda Fancy Tickling, Funny, Pictures, Shitty Posting | View Comments
Funny: [via Know This Please]