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Really liking (and understanding, albeit from the complete opposite perspective…) this Rap Genius post on Rappers’ Obsession with Jewish Culture:

 *[Rick Ross] is the self-proclaimed “only fat nigga in the sauna with jews”

*Hov had a black Bar Mitzvah
And he’s also “That Martha Stewart that’s far from Jewish”

*Kanye isn’t worried about going to court over samples, because if he gets sued, his lawyers jews

*Nas defends the Jews and is disgusted by anti-semitism

*DOOM refers to himself as the black jew and Jay Electronica can also be known as Jay Elec-Chanukah

*The Black Eyed Peas use Hebrew expressions when they’re getting fucked up

*Shit, Shyne even decided to convert to Judaism

 [via Rap Genius]

From his own tumblr, this is pretty dope:

Rolling Stone asked me to vote on the top 100 hip hop songs ever.

These are my pics, sort of in order:

Follow The Leader- Eric B and Rakim
Planet Rock- Afrika Bambatta
Top Billin- Audio Two
Peter Piper- Run DMC
T.R.O.Y- Pete Rock and CL Smooth
Simon Says- Pharoahe Monch
Ante Up- M.O.P
Fight The Power- Public Enemy
The Message- Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
Hypnotize- Biggie
In Da Club- 50 Cent
Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With- Wu Tang Clan
Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See- Busta Rhymes
La Di Da Di- Doug E. Fresh and Slick Rick
Straight Outta Compton- NWA
B.O.B- Outkast
Mona Lisa- Slick Rick
PSA- Jay Z
Ain’t No Half Steppin- Big Daddy Kane
My Philosophy- Boogie Down Productions
Award Tour- A Tribe Called Quest
Ebonics- Big L
Grindin- Clipse
Buddy- De La Soul
Hip Hop- Dead Prez
Cream- Wu Tang Clan
99 Problems- Jay Z
Lost Ones- Lauryn Hill
One More Chance- Biggie
I Get Around- 2Pac
Get Low- Lil Jon
Juicy- Biggie
It Takes Two- Rob Base
Intergalactic- Beastie Boys
Flavor In Your Ear rmx- Craig Mack
Check the Rime- A Tribe Called Quest
Dear Mama- 2pac
How I Could Just Kill A Man- Cypress Hill
Get By- Talib Kweli
I Used to Love Her- Common
So Watcha Sayin- EPMD
Rock the Bells- LL Cool J
Mind Playing Tricks On Me- Geto Boys
Black Steel In the Hour Of Chaos- Public Enemy
Ice Cream- Raekwon
Money Power Respect- the Lox
Method Man- Wu Tang Clan
O.P.P- Naughty By Nature
Represent- Nas
Hail Mary- 2pac
Intl Player’s Anthem- UGK
Who Got The Props- Black Moon
Full Clip- Gangstarr
Runnin- Pharcyde
Next Episode- Dr. Dre
Stan- Eminem
Summertime- Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Scenario- A Tribe Called Quest
Can’t Tell Me Nothing- Kanye West
Nutmeg- Ghostface Killah
The Choice Is Yours- Black Sheep
Love of My Life- The Roots
Shook Ones- Mobb Deep
Sound of The Police- KRS One
Made You Look- Nas
Paid In Full- Eric B and Rakim
Hey Mama- Kanye West
Brooklyn Zoo- Ol Dirty Bastard
U.N.I.T.Y- Queen Latifah
Ether- Nas
Get Money- Junior Mafia
Children’s Story- Slick Rick
Time 4 Sum Aksion- Redman
93 Til infinity- Souls of Mischief
Move Bitch- Ludacris
It’s So Hard- Big Pun
Whoa- Black Rob
Lean Back- Terror Squad
All For One- Brand Nubian
Da Rockwilder- Meth and Red
Ruff Ryders Anthem- DMX
The Light- Common
They Want EFX- Das Efx
Lose Yourself- Eminem
The Symphony- Marley Marl
Fuck The Police- NWA
NY State of Mind- Nas
Bring The Pain- Method Man
Niggas In Paris- Kanye West and Jay Z
Bring Em Out- T.I
Hot In Here- Nelly
Definition- Black Star
Exhibit C- Jay Electronica
Shake Ya Ass- Mystikal
What We Do- Freeway
Drop It Like Its Hot- Snoop Dogg
Ready Or Not- Fugees
Live At The BBQ- Main Source
Jump Around- House of Pain
I Got It Made- Special Ed
Power- Kanye West
I Got 5 On It- the Luniez
Elevators- Outkast
Ms Fat Booty- Mos Def

[via RapGenius]

Today The Fightins featured a blog I happened to stumble upon the other day on my own, and it has some fantastic stuff, namely the drawing of Cliff Lee riding a unicorn that I saw on The Fightins. It also has a great drawing called “Summer of Love,” which seemed to have been a big project for the author in the off-season, as well as even a drawing of Kanye West, of whom I may have mentioned before that I am a fan. Here are some pictures of the aforementioned below; click to enlarge and then definitely check out AlrightMike to see the rest of this talented “drawer’s” collection of work:

“Cliff Mounts Unicorn with Rainbows…”


“Summer of Love”


“Ye”

(Here is a link to a dope full-resolution version of the “Summer of Aces” drawing he made that is displayed above in the middle…big enough to posterize it, if you will…)

[via The Fightins & AlrightMike]

See, Donald doesn’t just rap as Childish Gambino…:

 

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-bone
La araña discoteca

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es el bigote grande, perro, manteca

Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno

Buenos dias
Me gusta papas frías
Bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz

Yeah, boy, boy
Yeah
What, it’s 2009
N-word

[via NBC.com & Childish Gambino Lyrics]

Mad funny…maybe just for a nerd though:

Lo, in the twilight days of the second year of the second decade of the third millennium did a great darkness descend over the wireless internet connectivity of the people of 276 Ferndale Street in the North-Central lands of Iowa. For many years, the gentlefolk of these lands basked in a wireless network overflowing with speed and ample internet, flowing like a river into their Compaq Presario. Many happy days did the people spend checking Hotmail and reading USAToday.com.

But then one gray morning did Internet Explorer 6 no longer load The Google. Refresh was clicked, again and again, but still did Internet Explorer 6 not load The Google. Perhaps The Google was broken, the people thought, but then The Yahoo too did not load. Nor did Hotmail. Nor USAToday.com. The land was thrown into panic. Internet Explorer 6 was minimized then maximized. The Compaq Presario was unplugged then plugged back in. The old mouse was brought out and plugged in beside the new mouse. Still, The Google did not load.

Some in the kingdom thought the cause of the darkness must be the Router. Little was known of the Router, legend told it had been installed behind the recliner long ago by a shadowy organization known as Comcast. Others in the kingdom believed it was brought by a distant cousin many feasts ago. Concluding the trouble must lie deep within the microchips, the people of 276 Fernadale Street did despair and resign themselves to defeat.

But with the dawn of the feast of Christmas did a beacon of hope manifest itself upon the inky horizon. Riding in upon a teal Ford Focus came a great warrior, a suitor of the gentlefolks’ granddaughter. Word had spread through the kingdom that this warrior worked with computers and perhaps even knew the true nature of the Router.

[via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency]

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