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		<title>Best Freestyle of All Time? Black Thought&#8217;s Shade 45 Dilla Tribute</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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<p>Yes, it's more hyperbole, but no it's not bullshit.  Look at what respected hip-hop blog <a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/">It's All the Way Live</a> had to say about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thought">Black Thought</a>, the eternally underrated frontman and "lead rapper" for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roots">The Roots</a>, and the freestyle he spit on Shade 45 in a tribute to the late producer-extraordinaire <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Dilla">J Dilla</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Black Thought has been considered by many to be among the best emcees of all time, but after his incredible ‘freestyles’ on the Shade 45 Dilla tribute recently, many hip-hop heads bowed down and gave him the crown as THE greatest.  Even Q-Tip was at a loss for words when it came his time to grab the mic.  While this has been floating around the net for a bit, here’s our exclusive mix of the session, with some of the levels raised (including bass) and mastered properly.  I edited out Tony Toca (sorry pal) and everything flows perfectly.  Enjoy raw emceeing at its finest over Dilla beats.</p></blockquote>

<p>Honestly, that doesn't do it justice.  Download it below or listen to it first; either way it's twelve minutes of rapping that will blow your mind:</p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/audio/Black_Thought_-_Dilla_Tribute_ft_Q-Tip_Shade45.mp3"> Black Thought feat. Q-Tip - Shade45 Dilla Tribute </a></p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/audio/Black_Thought_-_Dilla_Tribute_ft_Q-Tip_Shade45.mp3">Download audio file (Black_Thought_-_Dilla_Tribute_ft_Q-Tip_Shade45.mp3)</a><br /><br />
 (audio hosted by <a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/">It's All the Way Live</a> while I'm in the Congo)</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the always excellent)<a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/2010/03/black-thought-ft-q-tip-shade45-dilla-tribute/"> All The Way Live]</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>Yes, it&#8217;s more hyperbole, but no it&#8217;s not bullshit.  Look at what respected hip-hop blog <a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/">It&#8217;s All the Way Live</a> had to say about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thought">Black Thought</a>, the eternally underrated frontman and <span class="caps">MC</span> for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roots">The Roots</a>, and the freestyle he recently spit on Shade 45 in a tribute to the late producer-extraordinaire <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Dilla">J&nbsp;Dilla</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Black Thought has been considered by many to be among the best emcees of all time, but after his incredible ‘freestyles’ on the Shade 45 Dilla tribute recently, many hip-hop heads bowed down and gave him the crown as <span class="caps">THE</span> greatest.  Even Q-Tip was at a loss for words when it came his time to grab the mic.  While this has been floating around the net for a bit, here’s our exclusive mix of the session, with some of the levels raised (including bass) and mastered properly.  I edited out Tony Toca (sorry pal) and everything flows perfectly.  Enjoy raw emceeing at its finest over Dilla&nbsp;beats.</p>
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<p>Honestly, that introduction might not even do it justice. Admittedly, it&#8217;s virtually impossible for Thought to have spit all of this off the dome, forcing us to put quotation marks around the word &#8220;freestyle,&#8221; but even if every word of it was written down it is <span class="caps">STILL</span> nothing short of remarkable. It&#8217;s a rare combination of extraordinary lyrics, a smooth, natural flow and a sick Dilla beat, and what you get is a showcase of the enormous talent that is Black Thought, who so often gets overlooked while surrounded by the universally-recognized brilliance of The Roots (and the charisma of his fellow bandmate, drummer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questlove">?uestlove</a>). Here, though, you are treated to Black Thought at the top of his game, spitting in a raw, almost unrecognizably raspy voice and at a pace that literally leaves <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-Tip_(rapper)">Q-Tip</a> laughing (as you&#8217;ll hear) at its sickness. Originally this was three separate freestyles on the same radio show, but, as mentioned above, this file has been mastered into one perfectly fluid track.  You can either download it below or listen to it below that; either way it&#8217;s eleven-plus minutes of rapping that will blow your&nbsp;mind:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/audio/blackthoughtdillatribute.mp3"> Black Thought (feat. Q-Tip) - Shade 45 Dilla Tribute </a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/audio/blackthoughtdillatribute.mp3">Download audio file&nbsp;(blackthoughtdillatribute.mp3)</a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[<span class="caps">MP3</span> courtesy of (the excellent) <a href="http://www.itsallthewaylive.net/2010/03/black-thought-ft-q-tip-shade45-dilla-tribute/">All The Way&nbsp;Live</a>]</p>
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		<title>My Crib Nintendo Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A map of my new hood in the village, done in 8-bit Nintendo style:</p>

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<p>See the whole map of NYC at <a href="http://8bitnyc.com/">8-Bit NYC</a>.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://waxy.org/links/">Waxy Links</a>]</p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A map of my new hood in the village, done in 8-bit Nintendo&nbsp;style:</p>
<p>   <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://8bitnyc.com/embed?-74.0003193,40.7289313,17"></iframe></p>
<p>See the whole map of <span class="caps">NYC</span> at <a href="http://8bitnyc.com/">8-Bit&nbsp;<span class="caps">NYC</span></a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://waxy.org/links/">Waxy&nbsp;Links</a>]</p>
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		<title>New OK Go Music Video is Greatest Video of All Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ok, first off, I'll admit that I am certainly one to use hyperbole on occasion (e.g. <a href="http://brandonblattner.com/2010/03/02/greatest-tweet-of-all-time-american-pastime-edition/"> the post below this one</a>), but if you don't agree with the title of this post then you are just a shitass.  Now, you may have heard of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Go">OK Go</a>, and, if so, the reason you have is probably the only reason I've heard of them as well: their<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"> incredible video for "Here it Goes Again,"</a> that bomb-ass video where they all dance/skate on treadmills synchronized with the music, etc (refresh your memory below).  Well that video has officially been moved down to #2 on the list of greatest music videos of all time (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvNJE4FFPP8">Michael Jackson's "Jam" video featuring Michael Jordan</a> notwithstanding) to make room for OK Go's most recent effort, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w">the video for "This Too Shall Pass,"</a> which somehow outdoes their previous effort with the most amazing spectacle of Rube Goldberg-like shit I've ever seen (and that includes <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">Ethan's favorite Honda commercial</a>, which is bomb also, but not quite as awesome):</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Relatively interesting <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&#38;f=most-viewed-24h10">backstory from Vulture</a> that mentions <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a> too:</p>
<blockquote><p>A few weeks back, OK Go lead singer Damien Kulash made an impassioned plea to his record label in the op-ed section of the New York Times to please, please, PLEASE allow bloggers and other unsavory social-media types to embed their YouTube music videos. You see, the label had shortsightedly disabled the embed feature that made the band popular in the first place, which Kulash effectively argued was limiting the band's appeal and revenue-generating ability. Well, coincidentally enough, the band just so happens to have a new(ish) LP out and, what do you know, today they released a brand-new video! And guess what? After taking a beating in the court of public opinion, their record label caved and now this newly minted "controversial" video that you're about to see will be embedded on thousands of websites within the next twelve hours or so. Controversy aside, the band has actually done the impossible and managed to top their groundbreaking "Here It Goes Again" by developing what will no doubt go down in history as the mother of all Rube Goldberg contraptions. On top of that, we're fairly certain that this video's majesty will inspire Hollywood to start fast-tracking a Mouse Trap feature film by week's end.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU">OK Go - "Here it Goes Again"</a></p>
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<p>[va i<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&#38;f=most-viewed-24h10">Vulture</a>]</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, first off, I&#8217;ll admit that I am certainly one to use hyperbole on occasion (e.g. <a href="http://brandonblattner.com/2010/03/02/greatest-tweet-of-all-time-american-pastime-edition/"> the post below this one</a>), but if you don&#8217;t agree with the title of this post then you are just a shitass.  Now, you may have heard of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Go"><span class="caps">OK</span> Go</a>, and, if so, the reason you have is probably the only reason I&#8217;ve heard of them as well: their<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"> incredible video for &#8220;Here it Goes Again,&#8221;</a> that bomb-ass video where they all dance/skate on treadmills synchronized with the music, etc (refresh your memory below).  Well that video has officially been moved down to #2 on the list of greatest music videos of all time (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvNJE4FFPP8">Michael Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Jam&#8221; video featuring Michael Jordan</a> notwithstanding) to make room for <span class="caps">OK</span> Go&#8217;s most recent effort, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w">the video for &#8220;This Too Shall Pass,&#8221;</a> which somehow outdoes their previous effort with the most amazing spectacle of Rube Goldberg-like shit I&#8217;ve ever seen (and that includes <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo">Ethan&#8217;s favorite Honda commercial</a>, which is bomb also, but not quite as&nbsp;awesome):</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Relatively interesting <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&amp;f=most-viewed-24h10">backstory from Vulture</a> that mentions <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_goldberg">Rube Goldberg</a>&nbsp;too:</p>
<blockquote><p>A few weeks back, <span class="caps">OK</span> Go lead singer Damien Kulash made an impassioned plea to his record label in the op-ed section of the New York Times to please, please, <span class="caps">PLEASE</span> allow bloggers and other unsavory social-media types to embed their YouTube music videos. You see, the label had shortsightedly disabled the embed feature that made the band popular in the first place, which Kulash effectively argued was limiting the band&#8217;s appeal and revenue-generating ability. Well, coincidentally enough, the band just so happens to have a new(ish) <span class="caps">LP</span> out and, what do you know, today they released a brand-new video! And guess what? After taking a beating in the court of public opinion, their record label caved and now this newly minted &#8220;controversial&#8221; video that you&#8217;re about to see will be embedded on thousands of websites within the next twelve hours or so. Controversy aside, the band has actually done the impossible and managed to top their groundbreaking &#8220;Here It Goes Again&#8221; by developing what will no doubt go down in history as the mother of all Rube Goldberg contraptions. On top of that, we&#8217;re fairly certain that this video&#8217;s majesty will inspire Hollywood to start fast-tracking a Mouse Trap feature film by week&#8217;s&nbsp;end.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulhGUh8vU"><span class="caps">OK</span> Go - &#8220;Here it Goes&nbsp;Again&#8221;</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/new_ok_go_video.html?imw=Y&amp;f=most-viewed-24h10">Vulture</a>]</p>
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		<title>Greatest Tweet of All-Time: American Pastime Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately, <a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here's a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p></blockquote>

<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks &#38; Stuff's Twitter</a>]</p>

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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Courtesy of Jayson Stark</a>, or, more appropriately,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff">@jaysonst</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Here&#8217;s a thought that ought to warm you up out there. <strong>This was the last Sunday without a  baseball game to watch until Nov. 7</strong>.</span></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">[via </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/ballsticksstuff/statuses/9804084563">Balls Sticks <span class="amp">&amp;</span> Stuff&#8217;s&nbsp;Twitter</a>]</p>
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		<title>15 Things You Should Know About Breasts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Now I believe <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/">the title to be a BIT misleading</a>, as I don't think you necessarily <em>should</em> know these 15 things...but they are 15 interesting things about breasts that won't hurt you to know, but, more importantly, they give you an excuse to look at cartoon-drawn pictures of boobs and pretend like you're learning:</p>

<p style="text-align: right;"><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts"><img class="aligncenter" title="Know This About Breasts Damn It" src="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/breasts.gif" border="0" alt="15 Things You Should Know About Breasts" width="800" height="5320" /></a><br />
 [via <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org">Online Schools</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I believe <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/15-breasts/">the title to be a <span class="caps">BIT</span> misleading</a>, as I don&#8217;t think you necessarily <em>should</em> know these 15 things&#8230;but they remain 15 interesting things about breasts certainly won&#8217;t hurt you to know, but, more importantly, will also give you an excuse to look at cartoon-drawn pictures of boobs at work and then just say that you&#8217;re&nbsp;learning:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/breasts.gif" rel="lightbox[4919]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4934" title="Learning About Boobies" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/breasts.gif" alt="" width="700" height="4655" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Also, <em>definitely </em>click on this picture to zoom&nbsp;in&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://www.onlineschools.org">Online&nbsp;Schools</a>]</p>
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		<title>How Genetics Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/13068">How genetics works</a>:</p>

<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4927" title="How Genetics Works" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="435" /></a></p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/how-genetics-works">Kottke</a> for a change]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very scientific insight into <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/13068">how genetics&nbsp;works</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" rel="lightbox[4925]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4927" title="How Genetics Works" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/howgeneticsworks.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="435" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://kottke.org/10/02/how-genetics-works">Kottke</a> for a&nbsp;change]</p>
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		<title>Am I Lame For Liking This Song?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I think so, but whatever:</p>

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<h3 style="text-align: center;"><strong>Justin Bieber - Baby (feat. Ludacris)</strong></h3>

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<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="448" height="374" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/2wJJwA9DSRxgjBqb&#38;ccolor=FF6565" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="448" height="374" src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/2wJJwA9DSRxgjBqb&#38;ccolor=FF6565" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2010/02/19/justin-bieber-mike-waxx-baby-f-ludacris-video/">2dopeboyz</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think so, but&nbsp;whatever:</p>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><strong>Justin Bieber - Baby (feat.&nbsp;Ludacris)</strong></h3>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via&nbsp;<a href="http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2010/02/19/justin-bieber-mike-waxx-baby-f-ludacris-video/">2dopeboyz</a>]</p>
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		<title>Baseball Graphs = Internet Cocaine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I love baseball.  I also love graphs.  Thus, baseball graphs are basically internet cocaine for me (notice how I alluded to this in the title).  This isn't the best one over at <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>, but it is certainly the newest:</p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1.png"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4892" title="FlipFlopFlyBall - Born in the USA" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1-849x1024.png" alt="" width="509" height="614" /></a></p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the bomb ass) <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-bornintheusa.html">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I love baseball.  I also love graphs.  Thus, baseball graphs are basically internet cocaine for me (notice how I alluded to this in the title).  This isn&#8217;t the best one over at <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/">Flip Flop Fly Ball</a>, but it is certainly the&nbsp;newest:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1.png" rel="lightbox[4891]"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4892" title="FlipFlopFlyBall - Born in the USA" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/info-bornintheusa1-849x1024.png" alt="" width="509" height="614" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">[via (the bomb ass) <a href="http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-bornintheusa.html">Flip Flop Fly&nbsp;Ball</a>]</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Busting a Nut on Your Pillow&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>That is the tagline for comedian <a title="Aziz Ansari - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Ansari" target="_blank">Aziz Ansari's</a> (<em><a title="Parks and Recreation - ABC (i think)" href="http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/" target="_blank">Parks and Recreation</a></em>, <a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">the fruit stand guy in </a><em><a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">Flight of the Conchords</a></em>) upcoming hip-hop mixtape, co-produced by <a title="Dave Sitek - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Andrew_Sitek" target="_blank">TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek</a> and featuring his alter-ego <a title="Laughyourdickoff.com" href="http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/" target="_blank">"Raaaaaaaandy,"</a> (FYI: yes, that does link to laughyourdickoff.com, but, no, it is not a porn site; it is Raaaaaaaaandy's site) the stand-up comedian character played by Ansari in <a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Judd Apatow's </a><em><a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Funny People</a></em>.  Here was <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/274724734/dave-sitek-and-i-are-working-on-a-mixtape">his announcement of the mixtape</a> on <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">his blog</a> in December:</p>

<blockquote><p>Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:  1. Y’all ain’t ready.  2. Motherfuckers need to know.  3. Get yo’ shit.</p></blockquote>

<p>Maybe it's just me, but I think he's funny as shit. And yes, I realize that this is the same humor that Lonely Island tackled with <a title="&#34;I'm on a Boat&#34; - Hulu" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/56632/saturday-night-live-digital-short-im-on-a-boat" target="_blank">"I'm on a Boat,"</a> but, guess what, <a title="Blogbdon - &#34;I'm On a Boat&#34; (video)" href="http://brandonblattner.com/2009/02/10/the-lonely-island-im-on-a-boat-ft-t-pain-video/" target="_blank">I loved "I'm on a Boat" too</a>.</p>

<p>Today, he released <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/396608666/raaaaaaaaandy-mixtape-update-heres-an-update-on">an update on the mixtape</a>, announcing that they need to "push that shit back," and this is where you can really see the potential of this collaboration (and, yes, <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">that's really him spinning</a>):</p>

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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">Aziz is Bored</a> &#38; <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">Pitchfork</a>]</p>]]></description>
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<p>That is the tagline for comedian <a title="Aziz Ansari - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Ansari" target="_blank">Aziz Ansari&#8217;s</a> (<em><a title="Parks and Recreation - ABC (i think)" href="http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/" target="_blank">Parks and Recreation</a></em>, <a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">the fruit stand guy in </a><em><a title="Flight of the Conchords - Australians Rant with Aziz" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg" target="_blank">Flight of the Conchords</a></em>) upcoming hip-hop mixtape, co-produced by <a title="Dave Sitek - Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Andrew_Sitek" target="_blank"><span class="caps">TV</span> on the Radio&#8217;s Dave Sitek</a> and featuring his alter-ego <a title="Laughyourdickoff.com" href="http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/" target="_blank">&#8220;Raaaaaaaandy,&#8221;</a> (<span class="caps">FYI</span>: yes, that does link to laughyourdickoff.com, but, no, it is not a porn site; it is Raaaaaaaaandy&#8217;s site) the stand-up comedian character played by Ansari in <a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Judd Apatow&#8217;s </a><em><a title="Funny People - IMDB.com" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/" target="_blank">Funny People</a></em>.  Here was <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/274724734/dave-sitek-and-i-are-working-on-a-mixtape">his announcement of the mixtape</a> on <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">his blog</a> in&nbsp;December:</p>
<blockquote><p>Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:  1. Y’all ain’t ready.  2. Motherfuckers need to know.  3. Get yo’&nbsp;shit.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just me, but I think he&#8217;s funny as shit. And yes, I realize that this is the same humor that Lonely Island tackled with <a title="&quot;I'm on a Boat&quot; - Hulu" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/56632/saturday-night-live-digital-short-im-on-a-boat" target="_blank">&#8220;I&#8217;m on a Boat,&#8221;</a> but, guess what, <a title="Blogbdon - &quot;I'm On a Boat&quot; (video)" href="http://brandonblattner.com/2009/02/10/the-lonely-island-im-on-a-boat-ft-t-pain-video/" target="_blank">I loved &#8220;I&#8217;m on a Boat&#8221;&nbsp;too</a>.</p>
<p>Today, he released <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/396608666/raaaaaaaaandy-mixtape-update-heres-an-update-on">an update on the mixtape</a>, announcing that they need to &#8220;push that shit back,&#8221; and this is where you can really see the potential of this collaboration (and, yes, <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">that&#8217;s really him&nbsp;spinning</a>):</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/">Aziz is Bored</a> <span class="amp">&amp;</span>&nbsp;<a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/37178-5-10-15-20-aziz-ansari/">Pitchfork</a>]</p>
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		<title>The &#8220;MacGyver Multitool&#8221; &#8211; Just Wow</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>

<p><a href="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4876" title="MacGyver Multitool" src="http://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MacGyver-Multitool.jpg" alt="" width="404" height="480" /></a>Wow.</p>

<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/02/macgyver_multitool.html">Make Magazine</a>]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">[via <a href="http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/02/macgyver_multitool.html">Make&nbsp;Magazine</a>]</p>
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