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This movie looks nothing less than insane, though the decision to split it into two separate movies (I & II) must be the most annoying, money-grubbing decision in the history of film:

Here’s scriptwriter Steve Kloves on the decision to split the final Harry Potter novel into a two-part film:

Years ago, we briefly — and seriously — considered doing Goblet of Fire as two films. So this concept is not altogether new. As for Deathly Hallows, I intuited — almost from the first moments I began reading it and certainly once I’d finished — that to realise the story in a single film was going to be a tall order. Others in ‘the group’ felt similarly. So the idea of two films began to get kicked around as early as late summer of 2007. We didn’t take it lightly. But ultimately everyone felt that despite the challenges it would present, it was the most sound creative decision. I’m sure some will think we’re crazy. My wife looked at me cross-eyed when I first mentioned it. But I’m really excited about it because it should allow us to stretch a bit with the characters and give them the proper send-off. The story is highly emotional and those moments deserve time to breathe. And, personally, I feel we owe it to [author] Jo [Rowling] — in order to preserve the integrity of the work — and the fans — for their loyalty all these years — to give them the best and most complete experience possible.”

Whatever.  You’re just lucky it’s in IMAX 3D.

[via Wikipedia]

Pointed out first by the people at Gizmodo who pleaded for “someone [to] please manufacture this self-standing toothbrush,” I have officially jumped on the bandwagon and am convinced that this would completely revolutionize the standard of cleanliness expected of the toothbrush, if not at least entertain me for a full couple of hours.  Either way, check this thing out and tell me you wouldn’t buy it:

[via Gizmodo]



This is amazing; it’s a violinist playing the score for Mario Brothers to absolute perfection.  Synchronized to someone playing the game on a screen, he even switches to playing the dungeon song when, well, in the dungeon.  Just watch, and prepare to be amazed:

[via Huffington Post and Vulture]


This “article” from McSweeny’s provides a glimpse into the extensive catalog that are the “Rap Lyrics of the (17)90’s,” and the results that the author uncovered are fascinating.  And by “fascinating” I mean “absolutely hilarious,” and I don’t think I could recommend an article more.  Below I’ve stolen borrowed a couple of the author’s brilliant examples so that you can get a feel of the article and/or possibly confuse yourself that the author’s work is my own:

To an extreme degree, I have amplified my voice and thus my sentiments—much as a vandal might.”

Funny right?  No?  Ok, well here is a slightly longer one, but, if you didn’t like the one above, then at the very least  I think this one should be a bit more familiar:

Birthed and reared in West Philadelphia, the days of my childhood and early youth were spent in the wildernesses just beyond our village, where my companions and I passed many an hour roaming free and frolicking, oftentimes playing ball sports in the proximity of the schoolhouse. I recall a certain occasion on which two wastrels came upon us, interrupted our pursuits, caused a general ruckus, and incited a fray. Upon my honour, had I not been bested by these mongrels, no doubt my loving mother would not have laid her heavy hand and decided my future in such an immovable manner as she then did. Her words, as I recollect, were ‘Get thee to Bel Air forthwith, where you will live with your aunt and uncle in peace, and whence you will return only when you have become a man, noble as any other.’ Alas! What choice had I, but to summon a cab and depart from that dear childhood home? How strange it was to see that the approaching buggy appeared to be painted with nonsensical lettering and festooned with the symbols of gambling and sin. Yet I disregarded it and considered it a rarity. ‘To Bel Air, if you please’ said I to the cabbie as together we heaved up my trunk. At perhaps seven or eight of the clock, after some hours of evening travel, the buggy came to a halt at the entrance of a grand house. After bidding the driver farewell, I regarded my new lodgings. Here would I be educated. Here would I learn my place in the family. Here would I reign, in a sense, as the new prince of Bel Air.”

Ha, great shit.

[via McSweeney’s]


Eminem gets the ShamWow guy to do a pretty funny fake commercial/ad for his upcoming album, Recovery, due out June 21st…and pretty damn good if you ask me:


Oh, and here’s a link to the guy’s best work by far, in case that video wasn’t enough ShamWow Guy for you for the day.

UPDATE (6/18): A full 2:10 version of the commercial was posted on Eminem’s site last night and turns out to be quite a bit funnier than the abbreviated version, so I’ve updated the post with the longer one.

[via NahRight]




Yeezy comes out and spits his verse from “Run This Town” during Hova’s set Friday night at the 2010 Isle of Wight Festival in the UK, and a huge fucking crowd goes absolutely nuts; and if you don’t feel like watching the video, at least do yourself a favor, fast-forward to 3:05 and watch Ye put on a show:

[via 2dopeboyz]

Well the word “beautiful” might be pushing it, but certainly the words “inspiring” or “bomb as shit” are not…so enjoy this montage of the songs Kanye has sampled, followed immediately by the songs of his in which they were used:

And if that brought a tear to your eye, you may be interested in this list of all the songs Kanye has sampled, what songs the samples were used in, and, get this, even songs of Kanye’s that, themselves, have been sampled…wow, the nerve of some assholes.

[via Goodmusicallday]