Well, it’s even more brilliant once you learn that a “splayd” is, indeed, a real utensil, defined by Wikipedia as “a single eating utensil combining the functions of spoon, fork and knife.” So, ha, that’s what you get for doubting my charts.
[via the ragbag]
Awesome (even though f them for making fun of the best show ever): Club in New Orleans Bans Jersey Shore Clothes
Republic nightclub in New Orleans has a sign on the door that reads, “If it’s on Jersey Shore it’s not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions.”
[via Vulture]
10 Reasons Why Michael Jordan Shouldn’t Own An NBA Team [via theBVX.com]
Pretty funny…and dead on - How to Suck at Facebook [via The Oatmeal]
Not exactly sure how this is gonna be pulled off, but the updated version, recorded yesterday, also includes Jay-Z, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, LL Cool J, Swizz Beatz, T-Pain, Wyclef Jean, Will.I.Am, Busta Rhymes, Kid Cudi, Drake, Nipsey Hussle and Bizzy Bone [via Rap Radar]
It’s about damn time: Dick Towel finally multi-racial!
Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
[via The Onion]
Really, really amazing story on a guy who predicts the medal tally for each olympics with stunning accuracy - we’re talking over 85% correct (country, count, type of medal) for each olympics since 2000, including 93% for Beijing last year [via Forbes.com]
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