But I HAD to…
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
Makes me want to move to England like right now. And draw an 80 foot penis.
[via BBC Newsbeat & Simon & Fen]

















