Yep, that guy
You may have already read Rick Reilly’s article on “The Luckiest Fan in America,” but if you haven’t and are a Philly sports fan then you should probably check it out. Here’s a little snippet from the article, which is about this guy (named Lionel, no less) that, whatever, partied on the field and in the locker room with the World Fucking Champions immediately after the clinching Game 5 Part Deux:
Now Lionel starts going lotto-champagne crazy, squirting multimillionaire athletes up the nose, in the eyes and down the shorts. He pours an entire bottle over the head of slugger Ryan Howard. Matt Stairs gives him a head butt. He kisses pitcher Jamie Moyer on the cheek and yells, “Thank you for everything!” And Moyer yells, “No, thank you!”
Reading the article made me love this guy yet simultaneously despise him because of my pure, unadulterated jealousy for that experience. Asshole. Way to kiss Jamie Moyer.
