January 2009

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01.30.09

The Luckiest Person on Earth Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
Yep, that guy You may have already read Rick Reilly's article on "The Luckiest Fan in America," but if you haven't and are a Philly sports fan then you should probably check it out. Here's a little snippet from the article, which is about this guy (named Lionel, no less) that, whatever, partied on the field and in the locker room with the World Fucking Champions immediately after the clinching Game 5 Part Deux: Now Lionel starts going lotto-champagne crazy, squirting multimillionaire athletes up the nose, in the eyes and down the shorts. He pours an entire bottle over the head of ...

Tagged: Baseball, lucky fucking bastards, mlb, philadelphia phillies, Phillies, Philly, rick reilley, Sporting, world fucking champions
01.25.09

Bitches don’t know about my popsicle Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Pictures | View Comments
I’m serious. They don’t. [via horklog] Brilliant.

Tagged: and their friends that look weird too, bitches, food, Funny, large babies that resemble pigs, popsicles
01.22.09

The T-Mobile Dance at Liverpool Station Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Life, Videos | View Comments
Really, really awesome: [via Kottke]

Tagged: dancing, inspiration and shit, liverpool, shout, t-mobile, train station, YouTube
01.22.09

Bush Leaves His Porn Stash to His Successor Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Learning, Life | View Comments
This picture is just bad-ass, despite my poor attempt at a joke in the title of the post. And really the only description of the photo that can do it justice is this caption that was originally included with the image: In this handout photo provided by the White House, a folder for U.S. President Barack Obama (the 44th president) is shown, left for him by Former U.S. President George W. Bush on the Resolute desk in the Oval Office of the White House January 20, 2009 in Washington, D.C. [via The Best Blog Ever i.e. The Big Picture]

Tagged: Bush, folder, inauguration, Obama, oval office, photography, the big picture
01.20.09

Live Stream of the Inauguration of the 44th President of the United States: Barack Obama Hot Shit, Learning, Life, Videos | View Comments

Tagged: important stuff I guess, inauguration, Obama, Politics, president, stream, USA, video
01.17.09

Kobe Bryant – Ankle Insurance Commercial Funny, Hot Shit, Sporting, Videos | View Comments
Ok, this shit is funny as hell:* * Obviously, Kobe had nothing to do with this, and by no means am I endorsing him as some sort of funny-guy with any modicum of a personality. He just has some brilliant cast of Nike writers behind him that make him look somewhat funny if you try hard to laugh, whereas if MJ was in the same position he would have written the commercial HIMSELF and it would have blown this one out of the water...

Tagged: Basketball, commercial, Funny, Kobe Bryant, kobe sucks ass compared to MJ, Michael Jordan, NBA, nike, video, wanna-be-mj-bitch
01.11.09

Absurd Just-Before-Kickoff Birds-Giants Statistic Life, NYC, Philly, Sporting | View Comments
The Similarities Between Kevin Curtis and James Thrash are Almost Astounding Pretty crazy shit: "Four of the last eight games between New York and Philadelphia [have been] decided on the final play..." [via Lisa Olson's FanHouse & The700Level] P.S. This game is a pretty big deal here in NYC...I've gotten by FAR the most flak I've ever gotten for wearing a Birds jersey since I've been living here. Douchebags.

Tagged: bigger than life, Birds, Football, fuck new yorkers, giants, NFL
01.07.09

Holy Shit Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Sporting, Videos | View Comments
I mean, this is just absurd: wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo. NOTE: I am pretty sure that someone actually utters the following at some point during the video: At the beginning of wingsuit basejumping we were trying to get as far from the wall as possible, so basically clearing out the whole thing... and now its getting boring.

Tagged: basejumping, cliffs, crazy ass shit, extreme sports man, flying, Jumping, my favorite activities, video, wild
01.06.09

SlingPlayer for iPhone No Longer Just Recurring Character in My Dreams… Fancy Tickling, Hot Shit, Nerd | View Comments
Well, actually, it still is for a little while...but at least things are getting closer: Sling Media to Demonstrate SlingPlayer Mobile for iPhone at Macworld San Francisco - Macworld - January 6, 2009 - Sling Media, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of EchoStar Corporation NASDAQ: SATS, is demonstrating a version of SlingPlayer Mobile for iPhone being developed for the iTunes store at this years Macworld. Sling Media will deliver a version of SlingPlayer Mobile for iPhone to Apple for certification in Q1. [via SlingPlayer Mobile for iPhone, SlingPlayer for Mac HD make debuts - Engadget HD]

Tagged: fucking awesomeness, iPhone, Nerd, slingbox, slingplayer, technology makes you popular amongst girls
01.05.09

A Mathematical Proof of the Evilness of Girls Fancy Tickling, Funny, Hot Shit, Websites that are Better than Mine | View Comments
This shit is funny as hell, I think. The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender. Equisitely titled "On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls," try to do your best to follow along, but don't be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here. Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity: II. Statement and classical proof of result Theorem. Girls are evil Proof. It is axiomic in ...

Tagged: arguments, beauty, bitches, dime pieces, evil, Girls, hos, skanks, sluts, tricks, whores, women
01.02.09

“I Was Gonna Drive Around the Corner and Get a Blow Job” Fancy Tickling, Funny, Sporting | View Comments
Since Charles Barkley has always had a knack of making things interesting, it is no surprise that this is what Barkley told police after being stopped for running a stop-sign and eventually getting charged with a DUI in Arizona Wednesday morning. And in case you thought I was making it up, and because it's funny, here is a copy of Charles Barkley's police report [via the Smoking Gun] so that you can see for yourself:

Tagged: blow job, charles barkley, DUI, Funny, police, really funny