I will admit that I, probably not unlike yourself right now, was a bit skeptical when I first encountered a blog claiming to have uncovered the douchiest phone message in history. But now, having now listened to it myself, I can assure you that this is just that: the absolute douchiest message in the history of this here universe. It is also one of the most quotable, altogether funny things I have seen in a long time.
You can listen to the message below (ignore the lame slideshow that someone made to put it on youtube), immediately after a short synopsis ...
This letter was sent home by a teacher to a student's parents, informing them why their son would be placed in one hour of detention that week:
Fucking kid; serves him right.
(And for those cynics who think that the letter is fake, read up here.)
Boobs for Barack: "Show Your Boobs, Show Your Support!"
In honor of the man who is going to turn this country around and change the way the US does business, we bring you one of our favorite things: Boobs!
Ladies, show your support for Barack Obama by uploading a picture of your wonderful bossoms! Big or small, black, white, brown or red, real or scientifically modified, they are part of you and we want to see them!
Write a message on your mammories, ...
A fact to impress your friends with today: the Olympic start gun gives inside runners an edge, since sound from the starter's gun is known to take longer to reach athletes who start from the outside lanes than their competitors on the inside
From Jerry Seinfeld's New York Times Op-Ed on George Carlin published on Tuesday, two days after Carlin's unfortunate death:
His performing voice, even laced with profanity, always sounded as if he were trying to amuse a child. It was like the naughtiest, most fun grown-up you ever met was reading you a bedtime story.
The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
A classic video of Carlin performing this bit, which will probably go down, at least in the case of my generation, as his most famous:
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Carlin's Stance on Religion
If God had ...
This just in from sportspickle:
A week after rocking the NBA with charges that the 2002 and 2005 playoffs were rigged, former league referee Tim Donaghy hit basketball fans with another gut shot today by charging that beloved 1986 basketball movie “Hoosiers” was also scripted.
“Everyone from Gene Hackman to David Stern might try to deny it,” said Donagy, “but I know the truth. I saw a copy of the script a few years go. A street vendor was selling it in Manhattan.”
While Donaghy alleges that NBA referees merely influenced those playoff series in 2002 and 2005 with biased officiating, “Hoosiers,” he ...