The brave writers at The Onion explore the question on the minds of nearly every American during this election period: “Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?”
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- Detailed Plans for Potential Last Person on Earth Scenario
March 12, 2010 | 11:59 pmEasily one of the more interesting things I’ve read in a long time: If you became the last person on Earth, what would you do? This particular commenter has a plan down to a T, including four or five different phases and everything. Well worth the read. [via Kottke obv]
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March 6, 2010 | 8:58 pmAwesome (even though f them for making fun of the best show ever): Club in New Orleans Bans Jersey Shore Clothes
Republic nightclub in New Orleans has a sign on the door that reads, “If it’s on Jersey Shore it’s not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions.”
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February 18, 2010 | 6:41 pmPretty funny…and dead on - How to Suck at Facebook [via The Oatmeal]
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February 16, 2010 | 7:03 pm - Lil Wayne Added To “We Are The World” Remake
February 2, 2010 | 10:01 pmNot exactly sure how this is gonna be pulled off, but the updated version, recorded yesterday, also includes Jay-Z, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, LL Cool J, Swizz Beatz, T-Pain, Wyclef Jean, Will.I.Am, Busta Rhymes, Kid Cudi, Drake, Nipsey Hussle and Bizzy Bone [via Rap Radar]
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January 29, 2010 | 11:59 pm - Dick Towel Pushing the Boundaries
January 29, 2010 | 7:50 pmIt’s about damn time: Dick Towel finally multi-racial!
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